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And so it begins...

Make your first kill.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2014 @ 10:09pm

Oh, you press F1!

Start the second level.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2014 @ 10:19pm

Dirty knees

Duck under a rocket.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2014 @ 10:36pm

Forrest Gump

Run for 5 minutes.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2014 @ 11:50am

How Kevorkian!

Perform your first execution.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2014 @ 10:35pm

Patrick Bateman

Make 100 kills.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2014 @ 11:38am

Dexter

Make 1000 kills.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2014 @ 6:02pm

Half-mast hard-on

Complete level 10.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2014 @ 5:58pm

From my cold, dead hands

Complete a level with less than 10 health.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2014 @ 11:22pm

NOPE! Chuck Testa.

Fight an ostrich.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2014 @ 5:50pm

You want our autograph too?

Watch all the credits.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2014 @ 6:13pm

The Hell's Fargo Wagon

Firebomb the band.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2014 @ 10:41pm

Took a banger in the mouth

Take a rocket to the face.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2014 @ 10:12pm

I'm afraid I just blue myself!

Commit suicide.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2014 @ 10:20pm

Bad touch!

Touch someone while burning.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2014 @ 10:47pm



Mickey and Mallory

Make 10000 kills.
1,041 / 10,000

Get a girlfriend

Complete the game.

Bulletstorm

Fire 1,000,000 bullets.
29,744 / 1,000,000

Peter North would be proud

Hit 100,000 targets.
8,830 / 100,000

Holes is holes

Take 10,000 hits.
2,743 / 10,000

Z for Zachariah

Complete the game having killed everything.

Boondock Saint

Complete the game without letting any non-hostile NPCs die

I swear, the AR is for hunting!

Complete the game using only the M16.

Army of One

Use every weapon in the game.

Ballmer Baller

Play the Mac or Linux version of the game.

Never nude-ist

Kill a naked person.

Sissy

Enable cheats.