DEMN VAC REALLY ♥♥♥♥♥♥ YOU UP T-T

I like Tom. He doesn’t do a lot of work around here. He shows zero imitative. He’s not a team player. He’s never wanted to go that extra mile. Tom is exactly what I’m looking for in a government employee.

IF THERE IS ANYTHING ON THIS PLANET EARTH THAT PISSES ME OFF MORE THAN ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ANYTHING, ITS PAPER STRAWS WITH AN ACCORDIAN NECK. WHOS BRIGHT ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ IDEA WAS IT TO THINK THAT PAPER STRAWS CAN BEND?? ARE YOU ACTUALLY SO ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ STUPID THAT YOU THINK A THICK ASS STRAW MADE FROM PAPER WILL BEND LIKE A PLASTIC STRAW? THE ANSWER IS NO YOU ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥, PAPER DOESNT BEND, PAPER FOLDS, AND IF YOU BEND THESE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ TOO FAR? UH OH LOOKS LIKE IT RIPPED, BECAUSE ITS PAPER AND IT ISNT EXACTLY THE BEST MATERIAL IN THE WORLD TO DRINK LIQUIDS FROM.

hey. who do you think is smarter? Donald Trump or Me ? my guess is me because i am not stupid enough to have children.

i do not understand why a large portion of women on the popular dating app "Tinder" have in their Bio "Not your average girl" when they clearly are.

i do not understand why a large portion of women on the popular dating app "Tinder" have in their Bio "Not your average girl" when they clearly are.

even though i have never officially dated a woman, heed my advice.

if she owns a Staffy Dog do not date her. owners look like their pets and people who own Staffy Dogs are trailer trash.

In the wild, there is no healthcare. Healthcare is “Oh, I broke my leg!” A lion comes and eats you, you’re dead. Well, I’m not dead, I’m the lion, you’re dead!

In the wild, there is no healthcare. Healthcare is “Oh, I broke my leg!” A lion comes and eats you, you’re dead. Well, I’m not dead, I’m the lion, you’re dead!

I am not a security threat. And, my middle name is Kurt, not Fart.

A real man swallows his vomit when a lady is present.

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superb teammate

+rep nice plr and supportive guy 👌

👌nice player and good trader👌✌

Signed by CSGOFunnyClips <3

+ rep nice trader and good friend

Watch your words , he may insult you
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I ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up his and mine life. +Rep

+rep not as pero as you! :D

IF YOU WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDN'T GO TO YOUR FUNERAL CUZ I'D BE IN JAIL FOR KILLING THE GUY THAT KILLED YOU!

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Send this gun to everyone you care about including me if you care about me. See how many times you get this

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+rep real fallen confirmed

Happy Birthday.

happy bday

+rep nice trader and good awper

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ cool +rep

+rep nice guy gave me csgo for free:)

+rep pro player and friendly

+rep I am a noob

+rep friendly & cool guy

+rep good trader and v. friendly ! :)

+rep friendly and trustworthy :)

+rep friendly :)

+rep awsm team mate!!!

+rep good awpper, too serious

He is my awesome Awpper bro.

great , caring friend ! <3