Well, where to start. I first rose to prominence during the great browser war of the early internet, whereby I slayed netscape navigator single handedly armed with a keyboard that only had 22 working keys. Since then I have been very busy, I was the first person to beat the internet on medium difficulty. Web 2.0 is proving more of a challenge, but I estimate I will have beaten it by October. My hobbies include shiny things and intermittent pedantry.

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