"Who’s joe?" a distant voice asks.

Instantly everyone nearby hears the sound of 1,000s of bricks rapidly shuffling towards his location.

The earth itself seemed to cry out in agony, until finally the ground itself split open and a horrific creature crawled from the ground, covered in mucus and tar.

”Joe Momma…” the creature whispered.

The man cried out in pain as he disintegrated into dust, and the whole world fell silent in fear.

"I did a little trolling." the wretched creature remarked before burrowing back into the earth.

Professional respawner. Knows the kill cam better than the map. 🎯💀

I love you ruined my account because I was defending my friend and you ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ mass reported me. Also writing that I am cheating. ❤️❤️❤️❤️dirty American. I will destroy your life and don’t worry I’ll do it with your account too. I wasn’t cheating in CS2 bt I now do because you just ruined my account and unfairly banned me off a game for you being that ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️emotionally unstable that you can’t stand someone defending his friend. Get a ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️life mate. At this point kill yourself. I never cheated in CS2, and you just decided to ban me off it because I had skins. You’ll regret this and mark my ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️words. I’ll harass you until you don’t❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ tell support that you mass reported my account you ❤️❤️❤️❤️. I hope you’ll end your life with a rope 10 IQ

🚨👮‍♂️ ATTENTION EVERYONE 👮‍♂️🚨

🍩🤖 OFFICIAL STEAM POLICE REPORT 🤖🍩

🚔📜 SUSPECT: dudeitsemma 📜🚔

🕵️‍♂️ CRIME: Excessive Gaming Awesomeness 🕹️😎

🚫📢 ALERT: This individual has been caught having too much fun on Steam! Multiple counts of laughter, intense gaming, and spreading joy! 🎮😂

🔍🕵️‍♂️ INVESTIGATION ONGOING: We suspect they have been hoarding virtual treasures and stealing hearts in the gaming community! 💖🎮

👮‍♂️🍩 APPROACH WITH CAUTION: This Steam profile may cause uncontrollable smiles and bursts of laughter! 🤣😜

⚠️🚨 WARNING: Playing games with dudeitsemma may result in an overdose of fun! 🎉🎮

🚓👾 OFFICER'S NOTE: Send them a friend request ASAP and join the chaos! 😂👋

Remember, gaming responsibly is for losers! 🎮👊 #SteamPolice #GamingMischief

Hello, I noticed you have a profile picture of a very beautiful (but also intelligent looking!) female, and I am under the presumption that this goddess is you? It is quite astonishing to see a female here in the Pakistan Official discord. I am quite popular around here in this server, so if you require guidance, please throw me a mention. I will assist you at any hour, day or night. And, before you are mistaken, I do not seek your hand in a romantic way; although I am not opposed in the event you are interested in me, as many women often are. rest assured that I will not be in the way of your gaming and socializing experience. Consider me a companion, a partner, and perhaps we can enjoy some video games together some time. I see you play mini games? I am a mini-game aficionado, so I would be happy to assist you in games. Platonically of course, unless you (like many others) change your mind on that. I look forward to our future together (as friends of course.)

Just heard about Kissinger. Keep your head up.... This grief will pass..