FRESH SHAVACODOOOOO!!!!!

I used to masturbate onto birds at a local park. Not a thing that I'm particularly proud of but I became quite good at it. For anyone interested here is your best strategy.You arouse yourself. I was usually content with envisioning the occasional jogging lady coming over and taking a ♥♥♥♥ on my chest and that was enough to fuel the fire but if you're not as sexually charged as me just take some porn on the go. After you're good an horny, you get some bread. Fat, unhealthy birds are slower and easier to hit so remember that. You wait for the pigeons to begin eating and to get comfortable with your presence. At this point, you want to coo gently and talk sensually to them to gain their trust. Now you're finally ready to ♥♥♥ on your bird. This is a tough part because the rapid motion of masturbation is very frightening to the birds, so you have to be subtle. Once you master a technique, you simply wind it up and let it go.

Hey yo

Heyyyyyyyy OD!!! (One eyed Cyclopse says hi)

Get ranked nerd. Silver Elite!

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