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FAQ: (press: View more info) Don't friend me if you're above MG plox
Please do not ask/invite for derank game unless "derank" is in my name - as there are other people using this account often. AFK DERANK ONLY! NO HACKERS or ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ TY.

For Automated (mouse recorder/macro) deranking 8h+ over-night please add me no matter what your rank is.

Q. Play serious!
A. NO, we are deranking. If we played serious you would stand no chance - we usually have Global Elite - LEM smurfs on the team.

Q: Why not just surrender?
A: 1. It is impossible to surrender with 5 people, 1 needs to abandon, and we abandon just on occasion for obvious reasons.

Q: Why do you derank?
A: To keep my rank low. Go the the next question for more info.

Q: Why do you smurf?
A: To play with my real life friends who can't compete with the rank on my main account. Also new updates make it impossible to play with far-apart ranked friends unless full lobby is created. Another reason is that my skill is very inconsitent and depending who I play with I may use this account to lower the collective ELO of lobbies to make games more fair. I switch to pistol/knife only if I notice my gameplay improve to the point where I'm carrying the team/ top fragger.

Q: What rank is your main account?
A: GE.

Q: Can we re-match/play again?
A: New update removed rematching, however if you ADD me to your friends list, we will be able to sync our lobbies using a very simple technique through steam chat, to play a match VS each other.



bind f4 color1
alias "color1" "cl_crosshaircolor 1; bind f4 color4"
alias "color4" "cl_crosshaircolor 4; bind f4 color1"

bind f5 outline0;
alias "outline0" "cl_crosshair_drawoutline 0; bind f5 outline1"
alias "outline1" "cl_crosshair_drawoutline 1; bind f5 outline0"

bind / vol1;
alias "vol1" "voice_scale 1; bind / vol2" ;
alias "vol2" "voice_scale 0.3; bind / vol3" ;
alias "vol3" "voice_scale 0.2; bind / vol4" ;
alias "vol4" "voice_scale 0.15; bind / vol5" ;
alias "vol5" "voice_scale 0.1; bind / vol6" ;
alias "vol6 "voice_scale 0.05; bind / vol7" ;
alias "vol6 "voice_scale 0.02; bind / vol1" ;

bind f10 alpha200
alias "alpha200" "cl_crosshairalpha 200; bind f10 alpha255"
alias "alpha255" "cl_crosshairalpha 255; bind f10 alpha200"

bind f11 "cl_crosshairstyle 4;cl_crosshairsize 3.5