eSport player ;)

3 guys are in a cafe,
one says: I've got the smallest arm in the world!
another says: I've got the smallest head in the world!
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last one says: I've got the smallest ♥♥♥♥ in the world!
The 3 guys go to Guinness World Records.
First one goes first and returns happy: I've really got the smallest arm in the world!
Second returns happy too: I've really got the smallest head of the world!
The last one returns angry and screams: WHO THE ♥♥♥♥ IS ELIAS?

Decent Gamer +rep

+rep

+rep

IF U WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR FUNERAL CUZ ID B N JAIL 4 KILLIN DA MOTHA ♥♥♥♥♥ THAT KILLED U!


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WE TRUE HOMIES
WE RIDE TOGETHER
WE DIE TOGETHER