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Jazzman Rivers-Jahsina 8 Thg08 @ 5:14pm 
I don't think this is right and the developers should do something about this because my penis (15 inches) can' take it anymore. And I have no clue how people get girls that are nude in this game, I seen people post pics of their girt characters nude in the community section but none of them have explained how they did it and the game itself does not explain it either so therefore I assume its done with mods of some kind cus you cant play the game with girlz. I feel llke you lied to me so I'm not going to play this game anymore and am giving you a thumbs down.
Jazzman Rivers-Jahsina 8 Thg08 @ 5:14pm 
One of my girifriends asked me to have sex with her but I told her I was playing a sex game instead so she started crying and became a lesbian and killed herself because I did not have sex with her. I have sex with women. not men. I am not gay. I am very cool and handsome so girls aiways have sex with me because I am very cool and sexy. my penis is very big. since I have a big penis, I get too many girls wanting to have sex with me. sometimes, I Just want to have sex with myself (hand sex) while playing but how can I have sex with myself if there are no girls in?
Jazzman Rivers-Jahsina 8 Thg08 @ 5:13pm 
I am not recommending this game for one reason, to some it may be a dumb one but this is my reason. And no, it's not because of the story. It's because there are no sexy girls. As a man with a big penis (15 Inches), I have sex with lots of women with big boobs and butt all the time. girts love my big penis because it was very big big and they love having sex with my penis. I have sex with women. not men. I am not gay. I am very cool and handsome so girls always have sex with me because I am very cool and sexy, my penis is very big. I think the developers should add girls Into this game so it can be the b bees and sexy girls. they could make it into a DLC and I think this would do more numbers than the original game. all my grifriends say im very good at sex and playing video games and being handsome.
AKAi 20 Thg07 @ 3:04pm 
goodness, where to even start in this timeless , cultural masterpiece i have recently indulged my lucky self in. Explaining this game would be like explaining the flavour of a mammoth-sized , succulent steak that bursts with unique and taste-bud-erecting flavour in just a simple masticate; you cannot. I must start with tyrone right? Wow his attire, it shows all classes and all eras where you simply cant explain it without comparing his fit to royalty. This gallant , ingenious, astute clothing im referring to is naturally a white shirt and grey sweatpants, the developer knew exactly what he was doing when making this, his mouse working like the paintbrush used to paint the mona lisa.
AKAi 20 Thg07 @ 3:04pm 
Now i must mention the cultural aspect of this beautiful black man. the use of the word blicky here to describe his glock is where this game really taps in to its urban environment which gives me flashbacks to my prime days in the hood; the milkman in the crossfire, the sideways shooting, the bullet holes in every car in the street. Ah, those were the days my dear reader let me tell you. The upgrades are another great example of the game tapping into its main cultural aspects, all of them meticulously designed to perfectly explain the hood, just amazing. the 0.89 great british pound sterling spent on this game is the best ROI i have ever gotten personally. before this game, i was a joke to the females, a laughing stock to the males who saw me fail so pathetically to the whimsy i have that they find weird which stops me from ever touching XX chromosomes.
AKAi 20 Thg07 @ 3:03pm 
Now fast forward to after playing, i couldnt pull the women out of my bed even if i wanted to, my room is like a homeless shelter for cats except its full to the brim of 10/10s instead of playful kitties. to get to sleep i just have to lay on the sea of women and pull up my blanket of daisy-chained baddies and fall to my weakest amongst different scents of the top quality perfumes. my room may not be a kitty shelter like i advertised but im certainly not lacking of kitties post tyrone vs cops.im not going to sit here and tell you all of the in depth details of the unbelievable mental and physical toll this game gives you as i have barely scratched the surface, i reccomend you throw yourself in this void of uncertainty and come out the other end a different man, reaping the benefits of the average sigma male. thank you for reading you future prodigies of tyrone vs cops.
X-mobius0ne 1 Thg03, 2023 @ 11:37am 
There comes a time in every man's life when he needs to take a look at himself in the mirror and wonder how exactly he reached such a place.
You have to truly ponder what decisions you have made along the way that brought you to the place of your final reckoning.

It is still unclear, even to me, why I purchased Click & Сum.
There isn't anything wrong with it, with those nudity scenes throughout it's perfectly stellar. But when you look at it as a choice, you realize just how flawed you and the rest of humanity is.

What drove me to purchase such a game? What part of my soul felt so empty that I thought a virtual girl could fill it?
When I look into the boundless depths of my own loneliness I see a pool of reflection. My face isn't there, there is no face. There are only tears in that pool, tears of shame and loss and confusion.
X-mobius0ne 1 Thg03, 2023 @ 11:37am 
If it were up to me again I know I would purchase it in a heartbeat, I know I would load it up and skip through the countless window prompts so I can have a single morsel of pornographic images which are readily available online.
Yet, despite the abundance of naked virtual women waiting in the digital sphere, I still chose to purchase this game and devote hours of my life to it. That time will never return to me, it is lost just like my soul and just like the time I fear I may never find it again.
X-mobius0ne 1 Thg03, 2023 @ 11:36am 
There is something broken within me, something that desires sensation beyond my reach, something that whimpers every single night with the knowledge that there is no true Princess, it is a merely an illusion.
In my pursuit to find meaning in this long life, I sought the colorful lights and sounds of a world that only exists in a pop up window on my computer.

I am unsure what the moral of this review is, I am unsure about my place within the universe, all I know is that no amount of virtual girls can cure the vast rot that has overtaken me.
Jazzman Rivers-Jahsina 26 Thg01, 2023 @ 1:07pm 
hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought it looked kawaii , I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you wink sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on discord we should talk more you look really nice and fun.
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Crying Potato 28 Thg06, 2022 @ 1:37pm 
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Crying Potato 9 Thg04, 2022 @ 5:32pm 
nah:100smile:
Crying Potato 6 Thg02, 2022 @ 6:46am 
Omg hai I’m anon-san and I absolutely luuuv anime <3 and my fav is naurto!!! Okies so anyways, im going to tell you about the BEST day of my life when I met my hot husband sasuke!! <3OMFGZ HE WAS SOOOOO FREAKIN KAWAII IN PERSON!!! Supa kawaii desu!!!!!!!! When I walked onto Tokyo street =_=I looked up and saw…SASUKE<3 yelled then he turned chibi then un-chibi!! he looked at me and then he saw how hot I am he grabbed my hand and winked ~_^ then pulled me behind a pocky shop and started to kiss me! OMG! HIS TOUNGE TASTED LIKE RAMEN!!! RLY!! then I saw some baka fat ♥♥♥♥♥ watching us and I could tell she was undressing him with her eyes! OMG I COULDN’T BELIEVE IT EITHER! ) so I yelled UH UH BAKA NEKO THAT’S MY MAN WHY DON’T YOU GO HOOK UP WITH NARUTO CAUSE SASUKE-SAMA LOVES ME! then sasuke held me close =^= and said he would only ever love me and kissed me again!then we went to his apartment and banged all night long and made 42 babies and they all became ninjas!
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LameKaz 19 Thg03, 2021 @ 7:53pm 
Witherhoard Troll.
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also i love you
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why the ♥♥♥♥ are you glowing
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can't believe my sibling is a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ GAMER GIRL
Jazzman Rivers-Jahsina 27 Thg04, 2020 @ 8:29am 
bitchg
StegoCat 4 Thg01, 2020 @ 11:03pm 
The Performance Review

WARNING: YAOI!! Don't like it then don't read it!
Tags: EdxRoy , EdxMustang , fma , slowburn , rimming , lemon , fluff

The door handle jiggled followed by a full rotation as the handle unhinged the locking mechanism. Sneaking into the Colonel's office is easy as a pinch, especially this late at night..! the young state alchemist thought to himself as he tiptoed into the room, followed by slowly closing the door behind him. Performance reviews were coming, and he was on a mission to dig up whatever dirt that Mustang had on him. Edward always has a bad track record, but if he were to dispose of that record... Then he would get away with a sparkling review from the higher ups. He approached the large, oak desk that was littered in scrap paper tucked between skyscrapers of paperwork. "Alright, now where is that notebook of his..."
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poogie 7 Thg06, 2015 @ 5:24pm 
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constant craving 22 Thg06, 2014 @ 8:11am 
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its called a display pic shawn u animu ♥♥♥, and its very kawai...:spycon:
zhasmina ✿ 28 Thg05, 2013 @ 12:50pm 
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Good Christian Dad™ 20 Thg02, 2013 @ 12:54pm 
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who doesnt want a kawaii sloth on their piece of toast??
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poogie 18 Thg02, 2013 @ 8:50pm 
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poogie 18 Thg02, 2013 @ 3:26pm 
KAI! B)
Glammy 12 Thg02, 2013 @ 11:35pm 
no prob ~ ^^
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hooi. i'm glammyriot from tumblr. hopefully you accept my friend request. ouo
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Good Christian Dad™ 5 Thg01, 2013 @ 1:38pm 
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Good Christian Dad™ 5 Thg01, 2013 @ 1:37pm 
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Good Christian Dad™ 5 Thg01, 2013 @ 1:37pm 
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