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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2022 @ 11:13pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2022 @ 12:43am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2022 @ 1:28am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2022 @ 12:28pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2022 @ 9:32pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2022 @ 12:05am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2022 @ 1:49pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2023 @ 11:51pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 10:22pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2023 @ 1:03pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 5:09pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 10:13pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 11:33pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2022 @ 1:10pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2022 @ 1:14pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2022 @ 1:22pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2022 @ 11:08pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2022 @ 11:26pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2022 @ 1:46am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2022 @ 12:24pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2022 @ 11:27pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2022 @ 7:20pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2022 @ 1:50pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 5:09pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 5:09pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 5:09pm

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.
Unlocked 24 May, 2023 @ 5:11pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2022 @ 1:11pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2022 @ 11:10pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2022 @ 12:41am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2022 @ 2:03am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2022 @ 1:10pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2022 @ 1:10pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2022 @ 11:18pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2022 @ 1:46am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2022 @ 3:56pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 5:48pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2022 @ 1:10pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2022 @ 11:25pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2022 @ 12:14pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2022 @ 1:14pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2022 @ 12:55am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2022 @ 12:22pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2022 @ 11:22pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2022 @ 12:22pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2022 @ 1:01am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2022 @ 11:07pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2022 @ 1:11am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2022 @ 9:32pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2022 @ 11:16am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2022 @ 2:04pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 10:13pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2022 @ 11:27pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2022 @ 7:39pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2023 @ 12:48am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2022 @ 7:04pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 12:04am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2023 @ 1:52pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2022 @ 11:48pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 11:36pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 9:08pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 11:33pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 9:59am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 10:28am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2022 @ 1:21pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2022 @ 1:40am

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2022 @ 9:52pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2022 @ 1:11pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2022 @ 11:08pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2022 @ 12:24pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2022 @ 12:26am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2022 @ 1:59am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2023 @ 12:21pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2022 @ 7:04pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2023 @ 9:56am

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 2:16am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2022 @ 12:53pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2023 @ 9:57am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2022 @ 1:28pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 3:48pm

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 24 May, 2023 @ 5:11pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 5:09pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2022 @ 1:50pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 9:08pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 9:41pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2022 @ 8:36pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 1:20pm

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.
Unlocked 24 May, 2023 @ 5:12pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2022 @ 1:53pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2022 @ 1:28pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2023 @ 11:56pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 5:48pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2023 @ 12:25am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2023 @ 10:13pm

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2023 @ 12:43am

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 24 May, 2023 @ 5:12pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2022 @ 11:14pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2022 @ 7:39pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2022 @ 2:46pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2022 @ 1:22pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2022 @ 11:16am

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2022 @ 12:59am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2022 @ 3:58pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2022 @ 8:20pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2022 @ 4:23pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2023 @ 10:55pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 9:47pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 11:58pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 9:54am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 10:08am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2022 @ 7:55pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 9:27pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 11:17pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 10:21am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 9:23pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 9:30pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 3:41pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 2:07pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 2:50pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 24 May, 2023 @ 5:12pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2022 @ 3:43pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 9:22pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 11:24pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 9:54pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 11:37pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 11:58pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 9:59am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 10:16am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 10:27am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 10:56am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 11:06am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 11:06am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2022 @ 7:25pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2022 @ 1:50pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 9:07pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 10:29am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2023 @ 12:13am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 12:21am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2023 @ 9:56am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 11:31pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 12:05am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 10:01am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 10:10am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 10:38am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 11:25am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 12:09pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 5:09pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 5:09pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 9:04am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 11:35am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 1:48pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 9:29am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 10:52am

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2023 @ 1:05am

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2023 @ 2:03am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2022 @ 11:07pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2022 @ 11:32pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2022 @ 1:02pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2022 @ 1:20pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 12:21am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2023 @ 10:11pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2022 @ 12:54am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2022 @ 1:04am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2022 @ 4:33pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 11:11pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 9:18pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2022 @ 1:46am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2022 @ 1:20pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2022 @ 8:13pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2023 @ 12:42am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 11:20pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 8:15am

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 9:58am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 9:58am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 11:06am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 12:22pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 12:03pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 11:53am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 1:37pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 12:45pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 1:35pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 1:34pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 2:17pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 2:42pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 2:30pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 3:33pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 3:36pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 3:33pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 5:09pm

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2023 @ 10:02am

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 2:52am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 10:09pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 10:03am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2023 @ 10:11pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 9:23pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 11:39pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 12:24am

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 9:57am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 10:12am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 10:30am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 11:05am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 12:09pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 1:12pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 1:34pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 2:31pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 3:40pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 10:16am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 10:41am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 12:03pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 12:07pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 1:29pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 2:15pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 3:05pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 3:33pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2023 @ 11:51pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 10:52pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2023 @ 12:06am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2023 @ 1:03pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 8:57pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 10:14pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 11:33pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 9:47am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 9:58am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 10:16am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 11:53am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 4:09pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2022 @ 6:11am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2023 @ 11:51pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2023 @ 12:12am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 1:30pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 12:05pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 11:11am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 3:33pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 11:41pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 9:56am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 10:06am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 10:16am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 11:03am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 11:32am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 12:44pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 1:17pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 2:26pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 2:32pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 2:32pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 3:36pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2022 @ 10:02pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 12:24am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2023 @ 1:16pm

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 24 Jan, 2023 @ 10:55am

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2022 @ 8:00pm

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2023 @ 1:05am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 5:09pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 9:47pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 11:59am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 12:13pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 1:23pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 2:06pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 2:31pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 3:48pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 3:48pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 10:26am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 11:05am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 11:15am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 12:06pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 12:08pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 1:23pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 2:26pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 2:34pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 3:33pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 3:42pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 3:51pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 3:51pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 2:32pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 4:00pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 3:36pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 2:37pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 3:38pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 3:45pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 3:40pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 4:00pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 4:44pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 5:30pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 4:29pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 8:10pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 8:19pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 8:27pm

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked 24 May, 2023 @ 4:39pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2023 @ 10:51pm

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 9:57pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2023 @ 11:51pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 9:27pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 11:50pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 11:01am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 1:12pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 2:31pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 3:43pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 5:02pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 11:28am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 3:39pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 8:55pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 8:57pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 11:22am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 1:20pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 2:24pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 12:06pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 1:11pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 1:24pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 2:23pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 2:59pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 3:01pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 3:41pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 3:47pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 3:50pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 3:56pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 4:03pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 8:53pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 8:55pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 2:13pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 2:23pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 2:34pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 3:33pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 3:47pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 3:47pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 3:53pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 3:54pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 8:53pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 8:55pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 9:40pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 9:53pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2023 @ 10:13am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 3:33pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 3:35pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 3:35pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 3:36pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 4:06pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 4:35pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 9:19pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 9:24pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 10:13pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 9:59am

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.
Unlocked 24 May, 2023 @ 5:08pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 3:33pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 7:54pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 7:54pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 10:56pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2023 @ 8:24pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 4:09pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 7:57pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2023 @ 10:14am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2023 @ 8:01pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2023 @ 7:44pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2023 @ 11:06pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 3 Mar, 2023 @ 2:30pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 3:51pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 3:47pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 2:58pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 3:33pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 3:47pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 3:50pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 3:55pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 4:03pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 8:51pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 9:40pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 10:41pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 11:19pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2023 @ 10:04am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2023 @ 9:24pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2023 @ 9:43pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 1:55pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 10:14pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 10:06am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 11:20am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 1:27pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 2:54pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 3:45pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 5:02pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 9:19pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2023 @ 8:50pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 1:54am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 12:03pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 3:40pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 9:04pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 7:59pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2023 @ 11:15pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 3:56pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2023 @ 1:03pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2023 @ 8:32pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2023 @ 1:51pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 8:15am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 10:55am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 12:50pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 2:30pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 3:42pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 4:01pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 9:19pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 10:23pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2023 @ 9:43pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2023 @ 9:34am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 12:03pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 3:52pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 9:54pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 8:47pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 9:47pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2023 @ 8:20pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 2:48am

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Mar, 2023 @ 2:29pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:29pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 2:52am

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 12:03am

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2023 @ 12:52am

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 22 May, 2023 @ 9:30pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 2:17pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2023 @ 9:17pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2023 @ 10:25pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2023 @ 9:50am

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 10:07pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 10:58am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 9:34pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 5:02pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 3:52pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 3:59pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 8:26pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 8:53pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 8:55pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 9:44pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 10:05pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 11:18pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2023 @ 7:44pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2023 @ 9:54pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 2:49am

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 2:49am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 24 Jan, 2023 @ 2:18am

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2023 @ 9:31pm

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 22 May, 2023 @ 11:13pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 2:15am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 5:02pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 8:26pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 8:55pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 9:40pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2023 @ 10:05am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2023 @ 10:11am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2023 @ 9:23pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2023 @ 9:43pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 1:54am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2023 @ 10:42am

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2023 @ 10:34pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 21 Feb, 2023 @ 11:44am

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 9:41pm

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 3:09pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 10:01pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 10:55am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 12:14pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 2:18pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 3:33pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 3:49pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 7:54pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 10:41pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2023 @ 9:17pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 2:48am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 9:39pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 12:08pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 3:53pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 11:20pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 12:14pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 3:49pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 12:05pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 3:33pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2023 @ 3:38pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 2:50pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:33pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2022 @ 1:11pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2022 @ 1:25pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2022 @ 12:39pm

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.
Unlocked 24 May, 2023 @ 5:11pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 24 May, 2023 @ 5:12pm

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked 24 May, 2023 @ 5:12pm

Speed baking III

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 15 minutes.
Unlocked 24 May, 2023 @ 5:12pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 24 May, 2023 @ 5:12pm

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 11:15pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 11:33pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 12:00pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 1:20pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 2:50pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 3:40pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 4:09pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 9:47pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2023 @ 7:44pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2023 @ 10:58pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Mar, 2023 @ 2:30pm

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 3:08pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 12:49pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 3:54pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 11:24pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 8:26pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 9:44pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 10:20pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2023 @ 10:07am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2023 @ 10:11am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2023 @ 9:45pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2023 @ 9:46pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 2:33am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2023 @ 3:51pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 22 May, 2023 @ 10:43pm

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 22 May, 2023 @ 10:43pm

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 22 May, 2023 @ 10:43pm

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 24 May, 2023 @ 4:37pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 12:03pm

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 7:34pm

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2022 @ 1:12pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2023 @ 10:04am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 10:41pm

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2023 @ 2:16am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 2:52am

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 2:50pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 2:50pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 2:51pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 2:51pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 2:51pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 2:51pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 2:51pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 2:51pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 2:51pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 7:25pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 2:50pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 2:50pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 2:50pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 2:50pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 2:50pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 2:50pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 2:50pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 2:50pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 2:50pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 9:40pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 9:40pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 2:50pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 2:50pm

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 4:34pm



Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
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