Progres Pencapaian POSTAL 2 Rdm15000

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Didapatkan pada 2 Sep 2017 @ 1:57pm

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Didapatkan pada 2 Sep 2017 @ 1:30pm

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Didapatkan pada 2 Sep 2017 @ 1:38pm

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Didapatkan pada 2 Sep 2017 @ 1:56pm

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Didapatkan pada 2 Sep 2017 @ 2:35pm

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Didapatkan pada 2 Sep 2017 @ 4:08pm

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Didapatkan pada 2 Sep 2017 @ 5:27pm

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Didapatkan pada 3 Sep 2017 @ 1:05am

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Didapatkan pada 5 Sep 2017 @ 10:35pm

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

Didapatkan pada 5 Sep 2017 @ 9:55pm

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Didapatkan pada 2 Sep 2017 @ 5:16pm

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Didapatkan pada 30 Mei 2019 @ 8:10pm

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Didapatkan pada 19 Jan 2018 @ 12:15pm

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Didapatkan pada 3 Sep 2017 @ 1:03am

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Didapatkan pada 2 Sep 2017 @ 1:38pm

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Didapatkan pada 2 Sep 2017 @ 5:37pm

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Didapatkan pada 19 Jan 2018 @ 1:29pm

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Didapatkan pada 3 Sep 2017 @ 1:06am

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Didapatkan pada 2 Sep 2017 @ 2:30pm

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Didapatkan pada 2 Sep 2017 @ 2:38pm

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Didapatkan pada 2 Sep 2017 @ 4:17pm

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Didapatkan pada 2 Sep 2017 @ 4:28pm

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Didapatkan pada 3 Sep 2017 @ 12:38am

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Didapatkan pada 16 Jan 2018 @ 1:53pm

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Didapatkan pada 19 Jan 2018 @ 12:27pm

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Didapatkan pada 19 Jan 2018 @ 2:19pm

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Didapatkan pada 30 Mei 2019 @ 8:10pm

Hobo Sexual

Collected money for charity without stealing from Zack Ward.

Didapatkan pada 19 Jan 2018 @ 2:12pm

Ode to Eddings

Deactivated all of the Vend-A-Cure XJ-2 units.

Didapatkan pada 20 Jan 2018 @ 8:54am

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

10 / 30

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

3 / 30

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

1 / 30

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

0 / 30

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

0 / 10

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

0 / 3

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

6 / 30

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

16 / 30

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

0 / 30

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

2 / 30

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

0 / 20

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

21 / 30

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

485 / 5,000

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

14 / 30