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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 1:50am

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 2:49am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 4:05am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2021 @ 12:06am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 6:39pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 2:31pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2023 @ 5:31am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2023 @ 4:56pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2023 @ 10:49pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2023 @ 8:23am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2023 @ 1:49pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 12:42pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 1:11pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 1:27am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 1:28am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 1:33am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 1:49am

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 2:05am

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 3:05pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2021 @ 1:27am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 9:58pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 8:22pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 1:37am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2021 @ 5:52pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2021 @ 5:52pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2021 @ 5:52pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 1:28am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 1:49am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 2:59am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2021 @ 12:16am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 1:27am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 1:27am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 1:51am

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 3:05pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2023 @ 11:32am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2023 @ 6:20pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 1:27am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 2:07am

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 3:05pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 1:28am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 2:33am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 9:38pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 1:48am

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 3:50pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 4:15pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 1:32am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 3:22pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 6:39pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2021 @ 12:17am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2021 @ 10:26pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2023 @ 8:05pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2021 @ 8:17pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2023 @ 11:52am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2023 @ 12:13am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 11:56pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2023 @ 11:51am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2023 @ 8:58pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2021 @ 3:47am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2023 @ 9:40pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2023 @ 1:03pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 3:17pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 3:17pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 5:36pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 1:33am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2021 @ 12:15am

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 8:04pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 1:27am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 1:51am

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 9:38pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 2:33am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 10:02pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 1:01pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 4:15pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 12:53pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 12:55pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2021 @ 4:30pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 12:53pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 1:03pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2023 @ 2:42pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2023 @ 11:44am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2023 @ 4:57pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2023 @ 12:37am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 7:58am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 11:13pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 7:04pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 9:43pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 9:51pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2023 @ 11:44am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 4:05am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2023 @ 2:09pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2023 @ 8:45pm

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2023 @ 8:27pm

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2023 @ 6:04pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 11:13pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 2:58pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2023 @ 4:39pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 11:13pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 2:43pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2021 @ 10:26pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2023 @ 4:50pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2023 @ 11:32am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2023 @ 1:55pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 8:12am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 1:01pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 1:20pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 2:55pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2023 @ 7:57am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2023 @ 8:25am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 12:55pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 3:18pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2023 @ 9:39pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2023 @ 10:00pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 7:32pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 6:42pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 7:21pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2023 @ 9:49am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2021 @ 4:30pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2023 @ 10:39pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 12:47pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 12:34am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 12:56pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 1:09pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 3:13pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 3:17pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 3:45pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 3:45pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 3:59pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 4:07pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2021 @ 3:47am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2023 @ 6:11pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2023 @ 2:08pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 3:14pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2023 @ 12:30am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2023 @ 11:16pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2023 @ 12:29am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2023 @ 12:08am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 1:20pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 2:49pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 3:19pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 3:49pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 4:57pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 5:55pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2023 @ 12:48am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2023 @ 2:12pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 1:37pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 3:24pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 6:11pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 6:50pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 9:45pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 9:57pm

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2023 @ 1:12pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2023 @ 6:20pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 1:58am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 9:38pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 3:16am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2023 @ 4:43pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2023 @ 10:37am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 2:46am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 7:33pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2023 @ 7:06am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2023 @ 12:22am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2023 @ 9:58pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 3:05pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 9:30pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2023 @ 4:50pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2023 @ 10:37am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 12:46pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 1:15pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 2:54pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 2:54pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 3:59pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 5:03pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 4:55pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 4:29pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 6:27pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 6:26pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 6:29pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 6:30pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 7:02pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 7:13pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 7:12pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 7:14pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 7:16pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 7:20pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2021 @ 5:52pm

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 8:24pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2023 @ 12:48am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 9:10am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 2:49pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2023 @ 10:52am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 8:00am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 12:50pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 1:06pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 2:48pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 3:19pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 3:52pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 4:43pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 6:06pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 6:48pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 6:50pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 6:53pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 7:32pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 2:54pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 3:17pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 5:36pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 6:03pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 6:30pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 7:03pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 7:03pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 7:18pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2023 @ 4:38pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2023 @ 10:49pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2023 @ 12:29am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2023 @ 7:35pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2023 @ 7:16pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 7:57am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 12:44pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 2:18pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 2:51pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 3:09pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 4:08pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 8:11pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2023 @ 6:12pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2023 @ 9:40pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2023 @ 12:21am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 6:53pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 4:55pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 3:16pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 7:07pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 1:03pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 1:24pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 3:00pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 3:22pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 4:04pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 5:06pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 6:28pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 6:50pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 6:52pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 7:04pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 7:04pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 7:19pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 9:30pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 9:30pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 4:05am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2021 @ 4:06am

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2023 @ 6:04pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2021 @ 10:38pm

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2021 @ 10:38pm

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2023 @ 9:31am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 8:11pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 4:56pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 6:03pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 6:26pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 6:48pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 7:03pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 7:21pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 7:22pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 3:49pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 4:41pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 4:57pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 6:09pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 6:48pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 6:51pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 6:53pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 7:04pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 7:17pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 7:32pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 7:32pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 7:32pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 7:11pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 7:32pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 7:15pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 7:13pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 7:21pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 7:22pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 7:21pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 7:32pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 7:44pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 7:44pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 7:35pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 7:44pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 7:46pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 7:47pm

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2023 @ 6:06pm

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2023 @ 6:05pm

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2023 @ 6:05pm

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2023 @ 6:05pm

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2023 @ 6:05pm

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2023 @ 6:05pm

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2023 @ 6:05pm

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2023 @ 6:05pm

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2023 @ 6:05pm

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2023 @ 6:05pm

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 4:21am

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 4:21am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2023 @ 9:54pm

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2023 @ 12:42pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2023 @ 4:38pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2023 @ 1:52pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 1:13pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 4:00pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 6:28pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 7:04pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 7:32pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 7:33pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 4:08pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 7:21pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 7:51pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2023 @ 1:49pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 4:32pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 6:30pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 7:04pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 5:55pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 6:48pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 6:49pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 6:50pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 7:04pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 7:04pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 7:17pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 7:32pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 7:32pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 7:32pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 7:32pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 7:32pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 7:45pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 6:54pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 7:04pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 7:13pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 7:18pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 7:32pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 7:32pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 7:33pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 7:33pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 7:35pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 7:58pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 8:11pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 8:23pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 8:35pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 7:11pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 7:11pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 7:16pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 7:21pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 7:32pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 7:34pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 7:47pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 8:00pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 12:42pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 2:37pm

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2023 @ 6:16pm

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2023 @ 6:19pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 7:27pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 7:27pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 7:38pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 8:04pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 8:40pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 7:31pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 7:32pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 8:14pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 8:35pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2023 @ 12:54am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2023 @ 12:54am

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2023 @ 11:06am

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2023 @ 1:35pm

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 3:57am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 7:31pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 7:32pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 7:32pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 7:32pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 7:32pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 7:32pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 7:32pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 7:32pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 7:43pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 7:44pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 7:45pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 7:58pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 8:11pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 8:23pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 8:35pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2023 @ 10:49pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 7:59am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 2:53pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 5:00pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 6:49pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 7:13pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 7:32pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 7:33pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 7:45pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 8:47pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 8:47pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 5:24pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 7:21pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 7:52pm

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked 13 Sep @ 12:42am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 7:32pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 9:28pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 7:32pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2023 @ 10:37am

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 11:17pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2023 @ 8:23am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 1:20pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 4:00pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 6:27pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 7:04pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 7:32pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 7:32pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 8:11pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 8:11pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2023 @ 12:19am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2023 @ 12:19am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 5:53pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 7:32pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 8:10pm

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 13 Sep @ 12:42am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 7:43pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 7:44pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 8:10pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 10:11pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2023 @ 10:12am

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2023 @ 9:31am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 10:21pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2023 @ 2:12pm

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 7:30pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 11:32pm

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2023 @ 8:26am

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2023 @ 9:51am

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2023 @ 2:06pm

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2023 @ 8:26am

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 4:34pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 7:03pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 8:32pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 8:36pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 8:46pm

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2023 @ 11:05am

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2023 @ 7:29pm

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2023 @ 1:09pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 3:17pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 7:51pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 7:32pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 7:33pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 7:33pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 7:33pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 7:35pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 8:00pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 8:11pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 8:36pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 8:33pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 8:47pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2023 @ 12:19am

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2023 @ 1:17am

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2023 @ 10:06am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2023 @ 9:32am

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2023 @ 2:26pm

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2023 @ 8:27pm

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2023 @ 9:49am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 9:52pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 7:34pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 7:44pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 7:45pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 7:47pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 8:00pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 8:11pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 8:36pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 8:47pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 8:47pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2023 @ 12:19am

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2023 @ 1:17am

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2023 @ 10:06am

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2023 @ 9:32am

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2023 @ 11:05am

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2023 @ 10:51am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 7:56am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 3:17pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 6:07pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 7:00pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 7:21pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 7:32pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 7:45pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 8:33pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 8:33pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2023 @ 11:12am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2023 @ 11:12am

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2023 @ 10:27am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 6:26pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 7:32pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 8:14pm

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked 13 Sep @ 12:42am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 6:07pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 7:32pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 4:55pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 7:04pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 10:12pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2023 @ 10:12am

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2023 @ 11:32am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 1:28am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 1:37am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 1:27am

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 1:50am

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 1:50am

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 4:17am

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 4:46pm

Four-leaf cookie

Have 4 golden cookies simultaneously.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2023 @ 1:09pm

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2023 @ 6:04pm

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2023 @ 8:27am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 1:34pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 4:56pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 6:53pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 7:04pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 7:21pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 7:34pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 7:46pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 8:47pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 8:47pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2023 @ 2:29pm

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2023 @ 11:06am

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2023 @ 8:31am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 6:26pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 7:32pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 8:14pm

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 24 Mar @ 2:58pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 8:11pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 8:19pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 8:37pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 8:47pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 9:52pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2023 @ 12:19am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2023 @ 12:49am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2023 @ 10:19am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2023 @ 2:05pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2023 @ 2:28pm

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2023 @ 2:02pm

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2023 @ 11:06am

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2023 @ 11:35pm

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 4:48pm

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2023 @ 1:35pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 5:59pm

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2023 @ 11:35pm

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2023 @ 7:29pm

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2023 @ 10:56am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 8:12pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 8:02pm

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2023 @ 11:31am

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 7:29pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 10:21pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 12:52pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2023 @ 2:17pm

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2023 @ 10:51am

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 1:16pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 3:17pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 6:49pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 7:04pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 7:21pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 7:32pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 8:11pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 8:11pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2023 @ 12:54am

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2023 @ 12:54am

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2023 @ 11:06am

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2023 @ 1:35pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 6:27pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 7:32pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 8:15pm

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 24 Mar @ 2:57pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 8:12pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 8:19pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 8:37pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 8:47pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 9:52pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2023 @ 12:19am

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2023 @ 12:49am

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2023 @ 10:19am

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2023 @ 2:05pm

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2023 @ 5:58pm

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 11:53am

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 7:29pm

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 10:18pm

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2023 @ 9:49am

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 6:31pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 3:13pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 6:26pm

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2023 @ 11:35pm



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
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