Recent reviews by ./eagle

Monotonous, boring, tedious, grindy. Low FPS on relatively new hardware. Floaty aim. High price.

Whenever I play it my ears start hurting, I get nauseous and I feel like I'm entirely wasting my time.

There's good parts to the game but I wish I hadn't purchased it. Bad value.

900 hours on record.

Remember when there were custom lobbies? Any player solo, duo or trio, could start or join a lobby, and decide if that lobby would be a good fit. Lobbies for people with good mics wanting a serious comp game. Lobbies for people wanting to mess around with 5 Torbjorns. Lobbies for people enjoying some herb, not doing much more than laughing their ass off.

Remember when you could see each others top 3 most played heroes? Remember when the primary game mode was open queue? You may have insta-picked Soldier because your aim was hot, but then suddenly... you were cold. In between respawns you could quickly see that your Mercy teammate played a lot of McCree. "Hey Mercy, I'm missing my shots. Wanna trade? You hop on Cree, I'll take a healer." - The game provided you with the insight to make an easy swap. In seconds your chances of winning went up! Never were you stuck on DPS with bad aim, or the team needed a certain counter hero that you couldn't give them. Now Open Queue has way too many people not playing seriously. Because Role Queue is the primary competitive mode, ANY other mode is just for funzies, right?

Remember when you could endorse every cool stranger you met? And if you were a cool stranger, you know you received them regularly.

Remember when you bought Overwatch, and every single hero that got added was free? Now I log in and jump in practice mode with Illari. She seems fun, lets play a game with her. Nope! Don't have her unlocked. This is a joke, and the same mistake League of Legends made. You can't have a fair professional competitive game where I first need to grind to unlock heroes, heroes that I need to win games!

Overwatch giveth and Overwatch 2 taketh away.

It was fun while it lasted.

Fun game, if you can get to playing.

If you want to join a game...
- The course filter is broken.
- The mode filter is broken.
- The password filter is broken. Why does "Public", ALSO show me private games?
- No sorting by password or server size.
- You can seemingly join a passworded game without a password, oh wait you didn't join.
- Every server you join is a 1-3 people waiting in lobby.
- Waiting. Waiting. Waiting. Forever. The host never starts! It all a giant troll.
- Too many 1/12 lobbies. Why do you think this is? Why would those people host a game, and not join one. Because this ♥♥♥♥ is BROKEN.

Youre in the practice zone, waiting for a miracle, I mean, waiting for your host to start the game. You press Esc to check the player list. You press Esc again to go back to the practice zone. OH SNAP YOU JUST LEFT THE SERVER, NICE ONE DUDE.

So, you want to host a game...
- The lobby is your Steam name. This is 2020! No custom names!
- Nobody will join.
- Then 1 person joins. You feel HOPE.
- Then another.
- And then, THEY ALL LEAVE. How DARE you make them wait 3 minutes!?
- Is there some COD-like NAT problem? Need to do some port forwarding? You don't know. They don't tell you ♥♥♥♥.

Golf With Your Friends is exactly that. YOUR friends. YOU better bring the entire lobby to this game, or it will suck.

Can't bind keys to the numpad, like in SFIV, so for me it's unplayable.

Waiting for a patch. Until then, cannot recommend.

Counter-Strike lives on!

It's free but it's full-price fun, if you don't have it you need to get it. Now.