Idk why you're reading this review, idk why I'm writing it. You know this is a good game, I don't have to tell you. It's got 96% positive reviews, it's Overwhelmingly Positive, ffs. Wtf are you even doing here? You should be playing rn.

I'll tell you what tho, if you're still reading this, if you wanna get in on a sweet Bugbear-Ogre threesome you'd better crank that Charisma... probably, idk. Honestly, I tried and they were pissed. I didn't want that smoke. Felt bad about killing them when they were about to nut but you live and you learn.

Idk why you're reading this review, idk why I'm writing it. You know this is a good game, I don't have to tell you. It's got 96% positive reviews, it's Overwhelmingly Positive, ffs. Wtf are you even doing here? You should be playing rn. I'll tell you what tho, if you're still reading this, if you wanna get in on a sweet Bugbear-Ogre threesome you'd better crank that Charisma... probably, idk. Honestly, I tried and they were pissed. I didn't want that smoke. Felt bad about killing them when they were about to nut but you live and you learn.