Konzo Beefman GuyDude
Robert Willson   Fort Worth, Texas, United States
 
 
Hello, my name is Stallion.

6.0" tall, 245lbs. Ripped, and huge. :gymBOSS:

The wheel in the sky
The fly in your pie
The ♥♥♥ in your eye
:praisesun:

Act your age not your ♥♥♥♥ size
Bees make honey I make cummie
Cummie Tummy 420
♥♥♥ Cramer ♥♥♥♥ slammer
♥♥♥ farmer: Harvester of ♥♥♥
♥♥♥ blast me and make it snappy
Chugged the ♥♥♥ and fugged ur mum
♥♥♥ calamity leads to insanity
♥♥♥ stuffer; Jenkem huffer
Irreversible ♥♥♥♥ destruction
♥♥♥ spunk in my trunk
Congratulations future cumlords
Captain Morgan's Spiced ♥♥♥
Honey, I shrunk the ♥♥♥ dummies
I cumslammed ya mum
Crying to Radiohead isn't lame
Coop ♥♥♥♥ Torture
The failure of ♥♥♥ is back
My ♥♥♥♥ is in love with pain
The fatal ♥♥♥ thought
Single Gal: Looking for special someone
Single mom loving life 1992
What's all the cummotion?
Ass is running on ♥♥♥ vapors
Bottom Stuffer; Semen huffer
♥♥♥ stack high swag til I die

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Night of the living Big Niggu's UwU.
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Occult Architect 30 Apr @ 1:25pm 
This homie will straight up pick your mom up
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She couldnt reach that shelf and hes being a sweet supportive homie
Occult Architect 23 Dec, 2023 @ 4:51pm 
So yeah I was chillin playing some VRchat with my homies, when I noticed I hadn't fully closed my door. I stood up from my chair to close it, and given my chair is close to it, I stood up with my legs fully closed. A grave mistake, that is, since my balls (my testicles) got under my legs. So when I sat down I squished my balls (my testicles) with a good chunk of my body's weight.

I will never forget this day.
PotatoWagon 20 Jul, 2023 @ 10:48am 
The first time I laid my pure virgin eyes onto this homie, I immediately in 0.00001 seconds came so hard that even President Obama (another great homie) video called me to give me a medal of honors for surviving such an amazing event. I would like to nominate Konzo Beefman GuyDude as the next President of UN. He is indeed, the one and only homie that deserves to walk onto this land.

10/10, needs more milk.
Occult Architect 21 Dec, 2022 @ 12:34pm 
best dad, he was only gone for 20 years <3 <3 <3
Teostria 8 Nov, 2022 @ 5:21pm 
:GachiVan: This bro makes my teeny peeny tingle :gachiBASS:
Occult Architect 22 Sep, 2022 @ 3:26pm 
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