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Unbelievably Boring F**k

Say 7 incredibly boring things
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2022 @ 2:23pm

Hyperstellar Law Official

Say 7 deranged superstar lines
Unlocked 13 Mar, 2022 @ 9:02am

The Opener Of The Eighth Seal

Warn them of the coming end 8 times
Unlocked 16 Mar, 2022 @ 6:38am

Literally The Sorriest Cop On Earth

Apologize 10 (!!!) times
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2022 @ 2:28pm

Biggest Communism Builder

Employ critical theory 9 times
Unlocked 16 Mar, 2022 @ 6:04am

Truly Rabid "Traditionalist"

Say 10 "traditionalist" things
Unlocked 13 Mar, 2022 @ 5:51am

The World's Most Laughable Centrist

Defend the political centre 7 times
Unlocked 16 Mar, 2022 @ 6:08am

Baddest Hustler In The Neoliberal Hood

Preach free market for 9 times
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2022 @ 1:16pm

Expert Advanced Remote Viewer

See beyond the veil 6 times
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 1:54pm

Massive Torque Dork

Yack about machines 4 times
Unlocked 26 Feb, 2023 @ 12:12pm

Il Coppo Del'Arte!

Say 5 Art Cop lines
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2022 @ 3:24pm

The Most Honourable Cop in The Land

Gather 11 honour points
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 9:55am

Enemy Of The Physical Realm

Bang up 5 inanimate objects
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2022 @ 5:42pm

The Lawbringer

Say you're the law 7 times
Unlocked 28 Feb, 2023 @ 12:11pm

Baddest Of the Bad Cops

Hit an all time low with Kim
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2022 @ 11:10am

Goodest Of The Good Cops

Really get Kim to trust you
Unlocked 13 Mar, 2022 @ 8:39am

Recruit Detective Kim Kitsuragi

Precinct 57's finest
Unlocked 16 Mar, 2022 @ 7:08am

Recruit Detective Kuuno de Ruyter

Junior officer material
Unlocked 2 Mar, 2023 @ 2:01pm

The Figurines Won't Win Her Back

They do nothing
Unlocked 16 Mar, 2022 @ 5:39am

Fairweather t-500 Vitreous Enamel

Suit up. Head to toe.
Unlocked 16 Mar, 2022 @ 6:41am

Venture into the HARDCORE

Godspeed
Unlocked 2 Mar, 2023 @ 2:28pm

True Detective

Finish the game in HARDCORE mode
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 2:13pm

Palerunner

Phase shift for 3 seconds
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 1:15pm

Avowed Inframaterialist

Don't call it a book club.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 12:44pm

The Icebreaker

You can still move your face with your fingers.
Unlocked 2 Mar, 2023 @ 9:38am

Networthy Individual

Every day you're husslin'...
Unlocked 2 Mar, 2023 @ 2:22pm

What body?

Solve the case without even inspecting the body.
Unlocked 2 Mar, 2023 @ 2:10pm

Medal dispenser

Here, just have one, they're free.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 10:23am

Hardie's Heroes

Pour one out for social democracy
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 1:06pm

Modus: Mullen

It's black-and-white out there
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 7:03am

Bother Kim After Hours

He probably won't mind
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 1:15pm

Baddest Brow in Town

Force Kim to reveal his secrets
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2022 @ 8:21am

Gurdi-Ball Is Lit

Get your pinball on
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2022 @ 4:14am

Get Kim to Wear *The Jacket*

You know which one
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 2:13pm

Spectres of Hope

Glimpse it while you can
Unlocked 6 May, 2023 @ 10:48am

Old Flame

Surely, it can be killed with fire
Unlocked 6 May, 2023 @ 10:35am

Looks Like Progress

Spinning its wheels
Unlocked 6 May, 2023 @ 10:46am

Priceless Facade

Money-smooth streets of gentrification
Unlocked 6 May, 2023 @ 10:37am

Now For A Difficult Provenance

Restore all of the hidden photos
Unlocked 6 May, 2023 @ 10:48am



Committee of la Responsabilité

Someone should do something about this.

Cause a Shitstorm

You brought this on yourself

Leopard Mindset

*This* is the kind of animal you want to be

Wheel of Pleasure and Light

Reconstruct a vision from the past
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