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12 of 44 (27%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

Dirty Daddy

Play with the "Strange Rubber Object" (Classic)
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2017 @ 7:05am

Ready For Daddyhood

Win a game without letting your baby get below 90% health (Classic)
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2017 @ 7:17am

One Last Goodbye

Be looking at your baby as they die (Classic)
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2017 @ 7:09am

Baby's On Fire

AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
Unlocked 20 Mar, 2017 @ 10:11am

What's Cooking?

Mommy and Daddy's Homegrown BBQ!
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2017 @ 7:09am

Turn a Rat into a Snack

Follow the squeaks (Remake)
Unlocked 11 Nov @ 8:44am

Baby's First...

Get your first win as a baby. (Remake)
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2022 @ 9:53am

I'm Your Daddy.

Win your first Daddy Game (Remake)
Unlocked 11 Nov @ 7:42am

Attempted Vehicular Infanticide

Run a baby over with a lawnmower (Remake)
Unlocked 11 Nov @ 8:36am

Deez Buffs Make Me Go Nuts

Have 5 unique buffs at once (Remake)
Unlocked 11 Nov @ 8:43am

Make a fish your dish

You ate the fish.
Unlocked 11 Nov @ 8:04am

Toasted

Secure a win by dropping a plugged-in toaster into water
Unlocked 11 Nov @ 8:06am



Daddy Belongs in the Kitchen

Cook 25 Steaks (Classic)

Doctor Daddy

Administer 25 Pills to Sick Babies

Psycho Daddy

Eat 25 pieces of trash while enhanced with the Breaking Dad Power Up (Classic)

Daddy That Kills People

Stab other Daddies 25 times (Classic)

Fruit Based

Feed 25 Fruits to Babies

Dad of The Year

Awarded when 365 Babies live to see their mother another day (Classic)

Life's A Bleach

Drink 50 gallons of bleach

Daddy Let Me Drown

Drown 25 Times

Baby of The Year

Awarded when 365 Daddies have failed you as your father (Classic)

Child Prodigy

Play 50 Notes on the Toy Piano (Classic)

A True Gentleman

Win 5 Games as Daddy or Baby wearing a Top Hat (Classic)

Champion of The House

Complete all the challenges (Classic)

Riding Dirty

Drink daddy drinks while driving baby car (Remake)

Plumber's Apprentice

Use a plunger to unclog a clogged toilet. (Remake)

You are what you Eat

eat at least 100 hotdogs

This is not how you play Slip and Die

Rode the Slip and Die, then died. (Baby only)

Ready for the Big Leagues

Score on the basketball net

Choked on Balls

Choked on at least 2 Pool Balls

Lawn Daddy

Mow your lawn

Disobedient

You ignored the note

Pan Head

Get hit in the head with a pan

Dug Straight Down

Fell into the lava

Acrobatically Inclined

Swing through the hoop

Escape Lookout Cove

Dig out Lookout Cove

Found Another Daddy

In the Basement of the Control Room
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