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I hate it here.
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I spawned on the beach like any other normal Bob. I was greeted by the sounds of beautiful seagulls and the hums of Dodos. I got stronger. I was a fierce enemy of the beach. Slew all before me. It was then a fierce beast. A wild Ichthyornis. It swooped down, and ate my precious berries. I threw my spear, but it dodged ever so elegantly. It swooped down again, and I had died. I will try again tomorrow...
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FlamingChipmunk 19 Nov, 2023 @ 3:13am 
free sticks
Justin 21 Jul, 2023 @ 4:37pm 
head so bomb I call her sloppenheimer
Justin 26 Jun, 2023 @ 3:54pm 
No, you’re NOT a real gamer.

I’m so sick of all these people that think they’re gamers. No, you’re not. Most of you are not even close to being gamers. I see these people saying “I put well over 100 hours in this game, it’s great!” that’s nothing, most of us can easily put 300+ hours in all our games. I see people who only have a Nintendo Switch and claim to be gamers. Come talk to me when you pick up a PS4 controller then we be friends.

Also DEAR ALL WOMEN: Pokémon is not a real game. Animal Crossing is not a real game. The Sims is not a real game. Mario is not a real game. Stardew valley is not a real game. Mobile games are NOT.REAL.GAMES. put down the baby games and play something that requires challenge and skill for once.

Sincerely, all of the ACTUAL gamers.
FlamingChipmunk 8 Mar, 2023 @ 7:42pm 
I like your shoes.
FlamingChipmunk 8 Mar, 2023 @ 7:42pm 
LOG
Justin 23 Nov, 2022 @ 3:27am 
dirt