- But you're dead!
- I got better.



Hello, my name is Cacahutes and I don't believe in love, or friendship, or kindness.
I do have a thing for respect though and with it, love, friendship, kindness is at least theoretically possible, but statistically improbable, although desirable.


I just believe that death is closer with each passing day and it gives me comfort to know that.

I like the fact that everyone dies from poorest to richest.

As someone else would put it, "death is probably the greatest invention of life.".

I don't believe in higher powers, but if there is a Heaven, I hope I go to Hell.
I hope all other people go to Hell too.

Am I a bad guy for saying this? No, probably not.

I'm just a victim and I don't have any nice thoughts.

Well OK, I admit it, maybe sometimes I do have fuzzy feelings, but I only share them with very few people, if ever. I always see the worst in people, and most times I'm proven correct.

I wish to someday meet some interesting person that can prove me wrong, but I'm not keeping my hopes up.

Ow, this summary was about me? Well, damn... did I mention I'm Kikihuga?

Hell, I don't know who I am, why would I lie to you and tell you something I'm not?

Have a happy life and stop reading ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ on the Internet, it's bad enough you waste your life with Steam games, why would you read something like this?

Go! live life! have fun! get a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ job! work your way up to a decent job! get married! Take a loan! Build a house! turn it into a home! have children for God's sake! Get laid off! Be unhappy! Fall into debt! Get a divorce! Remarry! Loose your faith in women! and friends! and all of humankind! and then, when you're done with that ♥♥♥♥, come back to Steam and pick up where you left off...

...if you're still here reading this... you're as hopeless as I am. There's no cure for you. You are a sensitive person and just like me, emotions are going to get the better of you and you are going to struggle to surpass yourself.

But all is not lost, because you're not dead yet. All is well in the end, and if it's not, then it's not the end... yet.