DrauconeTMDS
Seb   Germany
 
 
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2,702
Hours played
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Team Fortress 2
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Quote list:
Arkadian: "uh ein drauconiger honkgobbel :O"
The Pyraptor: "44x44 = the length of pyraptor's penis in cm"
Woona: "child sex slaves go for quite a lot on the steam market"
GT Insane: "wenn yusuf admin ist was bin ich dann? Hausfege-N*ger?"
Nati0naL: "When I die, I want lecunea to lower me into my grave so he can let me down one last time."
lecunea: "I'll send you my favorite german dungeon p*rn playlist"
lecunea: "I'm going to wear my heelies to escape my feelies"
Nati0nal: "a gay horse.... aka lecunea"
Woona: "Gas the friendlies"
Woona: "we call lecunea butterfingers because of all the times he drops"
Woona:"our med dies alot bc of his squinty lil eyes"
Pyraptor: "The pyro's skill is measured by autism per second"
Merk: "yellow is now a gender"
Metrox: "Don't squat on my diddle"
throni: "we should get a hotdog stand and call it allah's snackbar"
GT Insane: "Was macht ein Pädophiler auf einer Geburtsstation? Spawntrappen"
lecunea: "If you can't afford a condom, then you really can't afford not to have a condom."
Ballo: "will Will Smith smith Will Smith? Yes, Will Smith will smith Will Smith"
Metrox: "My name's diddle di doo and I eat poo"
Toto: "Deine Eltern sind Geschwister"
Metrox: "Sorry can't hear you I'm blind"
kontraracer: "dem sein humor ist schwarzer als toto"
said: "Dave Dickens dips his d*ck in Doodle-noodles"
woona: "i dont know why but it makes my penis sad"
kontraracer: "ez pz kloversteck"
merk: "when I meet you I'm gonna stab you with a huge baguette"
tom: "I'm coming and c*mming.. who said men can't multitask?"
draucone: "he gets all squishy thinking about my d*ck"
tom: "you're like my sex slaves but with more sex than slave"
tom: "I could help you if I was Jesus but the other day I got demoted to ‘slightly more powerful Jew’ so I can’t sorry"
falcon: "Hi (sorry for my bad English)"
falcon: "that seems doable"
falcon: "golfing with friends... SURPRISE! no friends involved"
falcon: "I have no future so I might as well troll merk"
merk: "Yo nan is a man"
kontraracer: "please don't underestimate my wanking power"
merlin_magicman: "was bin ich für ne geile Schnitte"
toto: "my a*shole burns"
toto: "ich sippe an meinem achselsaft"
tom: "do you also think it would be funny to stand on a cats head and watch it explode?"
BigBoyBalte: "My memes are ironic my depression is chronic"
Toto: "Hallo mein Name ist Erdbärchen und ich vergewaltige gerne kleine Kinder"
Toto: "Frisch gepresster Achselsaft!"
toto: "würde hitler noch leben, würde es keinen von uns geben"
merk: "violence just makes me happy"
toto: "weißwein in den reis rein"
toto: "ich bin nicht grundlos schwarz"
toto: "ICH HAB EIN GEILES ARSCHLOCH"
kontraracer: "ich kam, ich sah nichts, ich siegte nicht"
toto: "n*gerjagd oder casual?"
willie: "cure your depresso with an espresso"
skinnypiggy: "call me daddy"
skinnypiggy: "no problem my queen"
tom: "I like a man in my woman"
tom: "lick my bunani and it's all gonna be poonani after that"
dan: "tom eat my cricket"
tom: "I'll eat your ass but your cricket would be gay"
merk: "I feel like I'm giving birth to a chicken nugget"
tom: "Seb's only interactions with women come from video games"
merk: "Now u r legal to run over old granny"
seb: "I feel like my urge to kill dwindles after a good nut"
skinnypiggy: "I'm gonna execute this furry f*ggot"
tom: "I think I sat on my dog and he's not come out again"
dan: "why do you sound like a f*cking n*gger"
skinnypiggy: "ow! whale c*m."
seb: "damn I just sneezed all over my dead cat"
merk: "have you ever hugged a cold pillow and felt loved?"
matt: "we're touching tips seb"
matt: "that was like a c*m burp"
matt: "is that a homoerotic pissfetish?"
lea: "darf ich mein erstes darmgeschwür nach dir benennen?"
merk: "damn my thighs are thicc"
matt: "daddy I want your c*mmies in my lungies"
vathlauss: "I'm going out with a bang.... never mind, I'm just going out"
tom: "sorry that my womb isn't good enough for you"
tom: "real men suck d*ck for breakfast"
merk: "I'm a memelord with a pink condom"
vathlauss: "you are so small but so full of hate"
seb: "all the girls with dwarf daddy issues will love me"
merk: "I feel like eing horny is an illness and you really need to be treated"
scottish air force: "draucone you are quite frankly a pain in my poop hole"
merk: "god can suck my knob"
kontra: "ich kann nur ein wort französisch: baguette"
seb: "I fisted mud for you"
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 19 Aug @ 1:19pm 
+rep incredible sniper
Kazuma_ 27 Jul @ 2:11pm 
heey, added ;3
FOX 16 Jun @ 1:50am 
hi there : >)
SUPP 13 Jun @ 10:54am 
heyooo
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❗️💯 Let’s be friends for future games 💯❗️

💎💎 Have a wonderful experience during each match💎💎
⚜️⚜️ Stay safe & take care⚜️⚜️

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Kazuma_ Trade Banned 18 Apr @ 4:53am 
hey, added