South Park: The Stick of Truth (facebook wall)
<Beary> Having moments of doubt. If ♥♥♥♥♥ exists, why does he let good things happen to good people?
<Squirrel> Now cheer up, y'all. If he didn't give them hop, how could he ever crush their dreams?

The only think we have to fear is fear itself...
and crazy ass hamsters on meth that ♥♥♥♥ freaks me out...

-Be yourself.
-Unless you have the option to be Batman, then always be Batman.

"The major difference between a thing that might go wrong and a thing that cannot possibly go wrong is that when a thing that cannot possibly go wrong goes wrong it usually turns out to be impossible to get at or repair." D. Adams

"Friend is just a kind of enemy who hasn't attacked you yet" Skipper

"Here lies Daredevil Jim McDow
Hand of steel, leg of wood,
Jim took every risk he could,
A life of action, that was Jim's
Too bad he ran out of limbs."

"No man commanded Jean Louise,
Not on land, and not on water,
Jean did whatever he did please,
Until he kissed the gunner's daughter."

"There once a girl named Carrie,
Who thought that she soon should marry,
She went into town,
And flirted around,
She didn't get wed. She got buried!"

"Marco Largo LaGrande,
Hell on sea or sand,
The good news is, he's dead,
The bad news is, he bred."