Recent reviews by U F Sleepy

I needed to figure out if i needed a drone or not.
I got this game and realised I'd crash muh drone in like
2 seconds flat.

Highly recommend it for the ambitious ones that want to see if they can
pilot a drone or not.

Holy f*ck everyone in the game an as*hole.
The game is fun and annoying at the same time and I like it for what it is.
I can feel like grind and you may need to modify game files if you want to one of
the two endings if you don't want to play through the entire game twice.

I would say the gameplay is simple to follow as you get to hack and slash your way through
a bunch of enemies, but you will have to deal with enemies that will need to be dealt with
like a puzzle in order to hurt them. Unfortunately you can only hurt standard mobs but not
any special enemies (including bosses) with your swords and mashing a single button and instead use
your magical powers to hurt them. I also tried to performing techniques that involve movement for a particular area where I have to avoid blades and I can't seem to do it properly consistently and end up just tanking damage by thankfully given the system to buying your health in the game's menu.

The story is where you end up being a treasure hunter finding some artifact to pay your bills
and causes you to fight hordes of monsters/guardians where you show them why you don't where
much clothing. The story is... well... okay I guess for its time? So far I simply focus on hitting enemies,
getting the combo and glade the game progression does not have a ranking to see how much time you
took taking an entire army of foes that lived int he temple.

On the bright side beating it the first time will grant you a harder difficulty, and some outfits that
make your character look more prepared (and gorgeous with the HD upgrade DLC) before entering into the temple to steal sh*t. Just don't expect to see the outfits during cutscenes.

I say when it is on a deal get it on a deal. If you want to officially own a relic of the past and
say yeah I played through it get it on GOG.

Recommend it to those that got time to kill within an appropriate amount of time to beat it twice, and experience a time capsule of game devs competing for the... OG God of war money at the time?

Side note: There is supposed to be a spiritual successor from the game devs called blades of time I think, and seems to improve on X-blade's gameplay and story, but haven't played it at the time.

All this stuff is worse it regardless if you get it on sale or not.
Stuff is still good as as the day the physical copy came out.

Good tracks for the game. Good tracks for its era.
Still great now after all these years.

I can't stop throwing coins everyone running at me in this game D :

I don't know what the e'll it goin on but dey gab me a gun and
shov me in front of weird, hocky pookie stuff.

Recommend this old classic fuh good times.

Game is short when you invest in it but gameplay is tight and loops are good.

Props for devs able to complete this with one hand.

I can't stop banging my head to this soundtrack as i mow down my robotic brethren.

Highly recommend it to those who play jump shoot bang robo-man by yourself with your friends.

I can't stop drinking the mouthwash it give me powers the longer I drink it.

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