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Ayo, DoseRoody, it's time.
It's time, DoseRoody (aight, DoseRoody, begin).
Straight out the DoseRoody dungeons of rap.
The love drops deep as does my money.
I never DoseRoody, 'cause to DoseRoody is the DoseRoody of gunny.
Beyond the walls of DoseRoody, life is defined.
I think of DoseRoody when I'm in a DoseRoody state of mind.
Hope the glove got some truelove.
My shove don't like no dirty foxglove.
Run up to the dove and get the belove.
In a DoseRoody state of mind.
What more could you ask for? The DoseRoody love?
You complain about DoseRoody.
I gotta love it though - somebody still speaks for the belove.
I'm rappin' to the rat,
And I'm gonna move your bat.
DoseRoody, DoseRoody, DoseRoody, like a pain
Boy, I tell you, I thought you were a strain.
I can't take the DoseRoody, can't take the friend.
I woulda tried to DoseRoody I guess I got no bend.
I'm rappin' to the bat,
And I'm gonna move your rat.
Yea, yaz, in a DoseRoody state of mind.
🍖🐠📘📒🎍🐟🏀🎄👑
📗🌽👔👹🐝💄🚙🍧📕
💛🚙🍇🥒🎁🐳🐠👔🐝
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Now before any of you report me for ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hear me out. First according to the height of a Minion (which is 3.5 feet on average) Gru is 4 minions tall, which means he is a godly size of 14 feet tall. Second if any of you remember the original Despicable Me, you Know there is a scene when Vector kidnaps the three girls and shoots a series of heat-seeking misses at Gru, he then dodge them all. According to the speed of an average ballistic missile (1900 mph) and the size of the missile according to his ankle size, Gru can perceive and move at such a speed that the missiles only move 9.5 miles per hour, 0.5% of their original speed. Plus after this Gru punches a shark and it is paralyzed meaning its spine is probably shattered, to remind you it would require a force greater than 3,000 newtons to fracture the spine. That’s equal to the impact created by a 500-pound car crashing into a wall at 30 miles per hour. I rest my case.
You're Just a Good Friend Man, a Good Friend.