MonTy ¯\(ツ)/¯'s My Summer Car Achievement Progress

Party time

Bottle of booze drank quickly.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2020 @ 8:32am

Finnish wedding

Your traditional wedding condition.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2020 @ 8:32am

Full of crap

10 000 litres worth of crap. Good job!

Unlocked 31 May, 2020 @ 6:51am

Case solved

24 bottles of beer consumed!

Unlocked 23 May, 2020 @ 7:00am

Golden steam

Enjoy the smell.

Unlocked 28 Jun, 2020 @ 10:39am

Dakar rally

You just keep on going.

Unlocked 10 Jun, 2020 @ 6:27am

Poor people go away

A real money man.

Unlocked 19 May, 2020 @ 2:04am

You have a new friend!

He is drunk, so he must be a friend.

Unlocked 20 May, 2020 @ 8:21am

Pimped!

That really does it.

Unlocked 5 Jun, 2020 @ 8:22am

Responsible citizen

You got your car through inspection.

Unlocked 1 Jun, 2020 @ 2:54pm

Money well spent

Better luck next time.

Unlocked 31 May, 2020 @ 7:31am

Welcome to Finland

You just experienced a Sauna.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2020 @ 3:50am

A true hillbilly

Shopping groceries with style!

Unlocked 19 May, 2020 @ 1:28am

An idiot

An idiot is definition of you.

Unlocked 3 Jun, 2020 @ 7:31am

Magic portal

Somehow you don't remember anything.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2020 @ 8:33am

It runs!

Your car actually started, good job!

Unlocked 19 May, 2020 @ 9:35am

Grand Theft Teimo

You little punk!

Unlocked 23 May, 2020 @ 9:30am

Ultimate survivor

Drinking your own piss like a pro.

Unlocked 19 May, 2020 @ 1:33am

And it is gone!

Say goodbye to your saves.

Unlocked 11 Jun, 2020 @ 5:23am

I am coward

No permanent death for you.

Unlocked 19 May, 2020 @ 12:56am

Proud to be mortal

When I die, I die for good

Unlocked 11 Jun, 2020 @ 5:11am

Jonne!

You are real Finnish Jonne.

Unlocked 19 May, 2020 @ 1:44am

Yeast festival

Enjoy your home brew... delicious.

Unlocked 21 May, 2020 @ 9:00am

Total idiot & full idiot

Flipping off to a drunk driver.

Unlocked 11 Jun, 2020 @ 5:21am

Mr. Kilju

Good batch of commercial deer piss.

Unlocked 20 May, 2020 @ 9:10am

Feel alive

Travelling over 90 km/h as a passenger of a drunk driver.

Unlocked 11 Jun, 2020 @ 5:23am

100 km

100 km driven with Satsuma.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2020 @ 5:08am

1000 km

1000 km driven with Satsuma.

Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 8:16am

Smoking kills

Do not smoke. At least while refueling...

Unlocked 12 Jun, 2020 @ 6:56am

You reached 100 kg

Less than 100 kg person is weighed at maternity clinic.

Unlocked 3 Jun, 2023 @ 2:35am

Granny's little helper

You are such a good boy!

Unlocked 24 May, 2020 @ 9:37am

You have a computer!

Now play some games.

Unlocked 5 Jun, 2020 @ 10:09am

Satsuma GT

You just restored the Satsuma into optional GT trim.

Unlocked 1 Jun, 2020 @ 10:34am

True Peräjärvi Dalton!

Robbing a slot machine with style.

Unlocked 24 May, 2020 @ 7:53am

Bad Guy

You've done your time.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2020 @ 8:43am

Kela-Taxi

You served elderly person with style.

Unlocked 5 Jun, 2023 @ 9:43am

King of Tuning

You just purchased everything from the Tuning shop!

Unlocked 13 Aug, 2022 @ 1:52pm

Rusting fast

Over 200km/h with Satsuma!

Working man's Saturday

Time to relax.

Thank you government

Crime is for poor people only.

Flying Finn

Top breed of racing drivers.

First loser

Coming second is just a first loser.

Sliding Swede

Coming after Flying Finns!

Jackpot!

Maybe you should do Lotto too?

Don't answer that call

Thunder called you and you got killed.

Finnish Summer

This is it. This is everything you ever need.

Greased rust

Drag Race time under 17 secs with Satsuma.

Finnish sisu!

Finish rally with major suspension damage.

Hannes Kolehmainen

Suvi-Sprint rally done on foot.

Can't stop smoking now...

You are so deeply addicted to smoking that it is just better keep on going.

Darwin Award

Get a police breath analyzer test score of 3.5 per mil or more.

Methanol Man

You gained a new super power: Blindness!

Philosophy Master

Sometimes being a banker is enough.

Waving for victory

They failed to stop Johnny.

PTSD

Survived the Massacre with your pal Agent Orange.

Seek and you shall find

Found the Truth in Man of the World - World's Man.

Full stash

Successful crawl from the ditch to the store and back 14 times.

You are the wall

You defeated the ultimate Pasi and ended the invasion.

Wow, look at that Chopin there

Played the first 13 notes of Ukko Nooa starting from C.

A cure for illness

You helped Mr. Rapula to get through the day.

Gauntlet survivor

Survived the Gauntlet for 20 days.

Aiming like a pro

Maybe find a woman next time.

Catch-A-Fish

You caught the rarest fish in the pond.

Grill master

Serve at least 20 dish.

My finger slipped

Achieve a time of 0.12 or under.

I am Santa Claus

Beat all 4 levels of Joulupukin Joulustressi.

10000 km

10000 km driven with Satsuma.

Thank you for playing!

Seems like it is over now.

Too much power, too little skill

Jerk in daddy's car.

Kahen kilon siika!

Common whitefish worth of 2 kilograms.

Kiddy champ

You won in a junior class!

Reetipokeri Master

Too bad this is not Las Vegas.

Lottery winner

You won in a lottery. Rare treat for sure!

Engine started!

You beat the menu. And that's it.

What a shock!

Too long walk to the toilet perhaps?

1000 Strawberries!

Time well spent, huh?