HEEY, DOLOO MY FRIEEND!
You know, I thought about your offer to buy my farts in a jar, but... after careful consideration, I realized that even my poots deserve a better life than being trapped in glass! Besides, we are friends, and with these gas prices nowadays, naaah, i wouldn't do you dirty like that. But listen, my friends are very open minded, maybe I could convince one of them to send you an audio recording instead? 😆💨
Speaking of audio, I hope you get your headphones soon 🎧 We miss you in the game!

DOLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO