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K|ng 𓆩≽^•♕•^≼𓆪 11 月 5 日 下午 10:28 
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Puppey 2023 年 10 月 5 日 上午 3:56 
+rep good doggo
de_stroyed 2023 年 3 月 21 日 上午 12:56 
cant pop the p1mple
Average Ipswich Local 2021 年 1 月 11 日 下午 3:26 
I warned you about those ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ creepers dude. you knew you shouldn't have went below -15 without a torch! Now it's been 86 days & you haven't returned the villagers are getting worried! :steamthumbsdown:
Attractive 𝓖ⲁⲃꞅⲓⲉ 2020 年 5 月 20 日 下午 6:35 
And on the eighth day, we bulldozed it.
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Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
-- Erma Bombeck

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I don't want a pickle,
I just wanna ride on my motorsickle.
And I don't want to die,
I just want to ride on my motorcy.
Cle.
-- Arlo Guthrie
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Q: What do you call a half-dozen Indians with Asian flu?
A: Six sick Sikhs (sic).
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"If we find a cat I'm going to kick it!"
(Only You Can Save Mankind)

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#define BITCOUNT(x) (((BX_(x)+(BX_(x)>>4)) & 0x0F0F0F0F) % 255)
#define BX_(x) ((x) - (((x)>>1)&0x77777777) \
- (((x)>>2)&0x33333333) \
- (((x)>>3)&0x11111111))

-- really weird C code to count the number of bits in a word

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Do molecular biologists wear designer genes?
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LILO, you've got me on my knees!
(from David Black, dblack@pilot.njin.net, with apologies to Derek and the
Dominos, and Werner Almsberger)

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nerfz <da real one> 2020 年 3 月 16 日 上午 4:28 
yeah he cheats