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🦅 ★𝙈𝘼𝙆𝙀 𝘼𝙈𝙀𝙍𝙄𝘾𝘼 𝙂𝙍𝙀𝘼𝙏 𝘼𝙂𝘼𝙄𝙉★ 🦅
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Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
-- Erma Bombeck
😭
I don't want a pickle,
I just wanna ride on my motorsickle.
And I don't want to die,
I just want to ride on my motorcy.
Cle.
-- Arlo Guthrie
😚
Q: What do you call a half-dozen Indians with Asian flu?
A: Six sick Sikhs (sic).
😪
"If we find a cat I'm going to kick it!"
(Only You Can Save Mankind)
🤧
#define BITCOUNT(x) (((BX_(x)+(BX_(x)>>4)) & 0x0F0F0F0F) % 255)
#define BX_(x) ((x) - (((x)>>1)&0x77777777) \
- (((x)>>2)&0x33333333) \
- (((x)>>3)&0x11111111))
-- really weird C code to count the number of bits in a word
😗
Do molecular biologists wear designer genes?
😘
LILO, you've got me on my knees!
(from David Black, dblack@pilot.njin.net, with apologies to Derek and the
Dominos, and Werner Almsberger)
😶