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Recent reviews by Noah Juan Juno

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7.7 hrs on record (5.7 hrs at review time)
★★★★☆
My favorite marble roller to date. I like the visuals a lot. The audio is kind of meh. There is a lot of activity going on - moving barriers, jelly creatures... visually, there's a lot happening. Gameplay is great. There's a learning curve, but not a brick wall. :) I really appreciate that as many rollers become unforgiving before I can even get a chance to enjoy them. Definitely recommend, particularly if you already like marble roller games. B+/A-
Posted 21 September.
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11.6 hrs on record
★★★★★

Bizarreness amid Brutalism with such a strong overall feel that 'Babbdi-like' should be an entire genre unto itself.

Thoroughly enjoyable throughout. A+
Posted 19 September.
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16.1 hrs on record (7.1 hrs at review time)
Amusingly ridiculous climbing collectathon. Could stand a bit more music. At half price, totally worth it.

[EDIT] There is MUCH more to this game than I initially thought. It's entirely worth the full price. ★★★★★
Posted 7 September. Last edited 8 September.
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0.7 hrs on record
Randy Newman once described the song 'Horse With No Name' as being about a kid who *thinks* he took acid. 'M doll' is that same kid's idea of surrealism.
Posted 6 September.
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2 people found this review helpful
1.5 hrs on record
There's no way to start over if problems are encountered. :/ I wish it was 'playable', but in its current state, it's a game-breaking glitch away from wasting your time.
Posted 4 September.
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1 person found this review helpful
1.1 hrs on record (0.3 hrs at review time)
This is PHENOMENAL. It reminds me of NaissanceE, but with a bit of a sense of humor. Gorgeous, intriguing and a perfect demo -- leaves me wanting to get the entire game. A+!
Posted 30 August.
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4 people found this review helpful
7.7 hrs on record (1.0 hrs at review time)
I am a shut-in, and it's no fun at all. Granted, I avoid a lotta nasty stuff by staying in, (been murders at my apartment complex, etc., heavy-duty 'reasons') but I miss all the good stuff, too.

Go Outside is a really nice chance to hear birds, and see streams and walk and jump and just generally be outdoors instead of inside all the darned time. It's wonderful.
Posted 28 August.
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3 people found this review funny
0.0 hrs on record
Actual review:
I love On Track, and the in-game coffee is a nice treat for supporting the developer.

Snarky joke review:
The top was not properly placed on the cup, and the coffee, which was MUCH too hot, burned me causing loss of consortium.
Posted 28 August.
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26.9 hrs on record
This silly thing is 100% ridiculous, and very relaxing. It's cheesy perfection and a superb creation dedicated to the dev's cat. Run, jump, drive, skate, hover... and many more! Any cat would be honored to be connected with such a bizarre and wonderful game. A+
Posted 25 August. Last edited 9 September.
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3.9 hrs on record (0.4 hrs at review time)
★★★★★

I find this non-game art museum fx toy to be the most beautiful and instantly engrossing 'experience' I have ever seen. It makes me forget to blink. Fabulous.
Posted 24 August.
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