Postęp osiągnięć użytkownika AlexanderDoneck w POSTAL 2

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Odblokowano: 20 października 2021 o 9:29

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Odblokowano: 20 października 2021 o 9:47

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Odblokowano: 20 października 2021 o 9:31

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Odblokowano: 27 kwietnia 2023 o 12:24

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Odblokowano: 20 października 2021 o 10:11

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Odblokowano: 20 października 2021 o 9:45

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Odblokowano: 30 maja 2022 o 8:14

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Odblokowano: 30 maja 2022 o 9:35

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Odblokowano: 30 maja 2022 o 10:43

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Odblokowano: 31 maja 2022 o 4:15

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

Odblokowano: 28 kwietnia 2023 o 4:45

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Odblokowano: 18 czerwca 2022 o 6:12

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Odblokowano: 27 sierpnia o 12:51

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Odblokowano: 28 kwietnia 2023 o 3:21

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Odblokowano: 28 kwietnia 2023 o 4:40

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Odblokowano: 20 października 2021 o 10:04

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Odblokowano: 28 kwietnia 2023 o 3:55

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Odblokowano: 27 sierpnia o 2:03

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Odblokowano: 31 maja 2022 o 6:48

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Odblokowano: 28 kwietnia 2023 o 5:22

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Odblokowano: 27 sierpnia o 12:41

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Odblokowano: 29 kwietnia 2023 o 5:55

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

Odblokowano: 30 kwietnia 2023 o 4:38

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Odblokowano: 28 grudnia 2023 o 17:19

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Odblokowano: 27 kwietnia 2023 o 11:42

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Odblokowano: 30 maja 2022 o 10:43

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Odblokowano: 30 maja 2022 o 9:56

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Odblokowano: 20 października 2021 o 9:43

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Odblokowano: 20 października 2021 o 9:59

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

Odblokowano: 20 października 2021 o 10:01

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Odblokowano: 20 października 2021 o 9:03

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Odblokowano: 6 stycznia 2022 o 11:17

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Odblokowano: 31 maja 2022 o 5:38

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Odblokowano: 20 października 2021 o 9:50

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Odblokowano: 30 maja 2022 o 9:24

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Odblokowano: 28 kwietnia 2023 o 4:06

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Odblokowano: 20 października 2021 o 9:48

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Odblokowano: 20 października 2021 o 9:49

Found 'em faster than GWB

Discovered the hidden Taliban base.

Odblokowano: 29 kwietnia 2023 o 6:14

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Odblokowano: 29 kwietnia 2023 o 5:44

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!

Odblokowano: 20 października 2021 o 10:27

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Odblokowano: 18 czerwca 2022 o 4:46

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Odblokowano: 18 czerwca 2022 o 6:20

Dick Message

Wasted no time with the Wise Wang.

Odblokowano: 18 czerwca 2022 o 4:34

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.

Odblokowano: 18 czerwca 2022 o 7:01

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.

Odblokowano: 18 czerwca 2022 o 5:29

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

2 / 30

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

24 / 30

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

0 / 10

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

1 / 30

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

1 / 30

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

2 / 20

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

6 / 30

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

160 / 5,000

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

18 / 30