** I’M A CASUAL GAMER WITH A LIFE OUTSIDE THIS SCREEN. I PLAY FOR FUN, NOT TO SAVE YOUR SORRY ASS OR PAMPER TRY-HARDS. IF YOU’RE TAKING THIS GAME SERIOUSLY, RETHINK YOUR PRIORITIES. GAMES AREN’T A LIFESTYLE—THEY’RE JUST A BLOODY BREAK FROM THE REAL WORLD. SO CHILL. **