Spy Main, first place 3 times in a row in ETF2L Highlander, 5 times in a row won UGC Platinum Highlander, best player na and best player eu awards (i have a friend in ny and i flew all the way there from Russia to claim my na award) i get game-changing stabs and every time i kill someone, everyone starts screaming "AWESOME PLAY FROM THE SPY" to top it all of, my ambassador aim is the best in the entire world - I can easily outplay the best sniper mains, and kills counter on my ambassador is equal to headshot kills on it, because i never miss. if i cant get close to the medic because of the pyro main sh1tter (daily reminder that pyro doesnt require skill at all) i whip out my giant, long amby and start headshotting him. i could kill everyone in any situation with my amazing aim if i wanted to, but this way i couldnt get the mindblowing stabs i get every 5 minutes. chainstabbing random trolldiers on hightower is nothing to me. i do squirrelfrog stabs almost daily, even though this trickstab is considered impossible, thus useless. not for me and my team tho. my strange dead ringer has reached 100 feigns yesterday even though im using it since it came out. why? because i dont need to feign or even run away, because of my sick matador and corner and under stabs and my aforementioned aim. want to 1v1 me as your weak little scout, you sh1t idiot? sure, add me on steam. ill fk1ng show you what humiliation means. youll think you have me on your crosshair, but then ill do a fk1ng matador fake-out tango doghorse fish BOG dropstab (i invented it) and stab you. but youll start complaining about facestabs anyway. typical - every scrub ever says that out of desperation after losing to me.

- 2014 me