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Russian660 30 Aug, 2023 @ 6:06am 
Heimlich must be purged
Obi-Swan Kenobi 27 Aug, 2023 @ 3:48am 
the unholy exploits of WHAT? :csgogun: :theLenny:
wacky af 16 Aug, 2023 @ 8:17pm 
disgusting wretch
同志 Heimlich the Green Freak 15 Aug, 2023 @ 9:36am 
LONG LIVE THE UNHOLY EXPLOITS OF 小男孩的爱
wacky af 25 Apr, 2023 @ 1:37pm 
begone foul demon
Russian660 25 Apr, 2023 @ 1:36pm 
I think Heimlich died
Obi-Swan Kenobi 12 Jan, 2022 @ 8:02pm 
i saw heimlich bang this dude's dog
yiber 11 Jan, 2022 @ 11:45pm 
Have you no morals? This long bug has taken my dog hank, and I can only assume it’s for pleasure. Is there hint of mercy in your green tube like frame??
Obi-Swan Kenobi 4 Oct, 2021 @ 6:26pm 
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同志 Heimlich the Green Freak 4 Oct, 2021 @ 6:21pm 
GREAT LAND 我爱中国!LITTLE GIRL
小女孩
wacky af 21 Jul, 2021 @ 7:40pm 
i hate china
Obi-Swan Kenobi 8 Jun, 2021 @ 8:29pm 
leave my family alone. :cozypoesad:
JAAN 8 Jun, 2021 @ 12:34pm 
please cease talking to me at once you little goblin devil man.
wacky 3 Jun, 2021 @ 9:51pm 
die
Obi-Swan Kenobi 3 Jun, 2021 @ 9:35pm 
ham-filled dystopia :cozypoesad:
同志 Heimlich the Green Freak 3 Jun, 2021 @ 9:31pm 
Harmonious society ( 和谐社会)
Obi-Swan Kenobi 2 Jun, 2021 @ 11:36am 
( ‾ ʖ̫ ‾)
同志 Heimlich the Green Freak 1 Jun, 2021 @ 10:29pm 
NIHAOOOO 你好


迄今为止所有社会的历史
是阶级斗争的历史

弗里曼与奴隶、贵族与平民、领主与农奴、公会会长‡
和熟练工,在一个
压迫者和被压迫者这两个词始终处于对立状态
不间断的,现在隐藏的,现在公开的战斗,每次都结束的战斗,要么是革命性的
整个社会的重建,或者竞争阶级的共同毁灭
Retired Magician 25 May, 2021 @ 9:13pm 
i haven't seen my father in over 10 years. heimlich came into my home and forcefully had his way with him. he regretfully left with the vile bug and never came back
中国菠萝 24 May, 2021 @ 3:47pm 
:china:令人生畏的可怕虫子,我已经向志同道合的乡下人招募了新兵。 我们回顾了您过去曾犯下的憎恶和放荡的罪行,并得出结论,您将成为我们行列中的理想人选。 我热切等待您的答复。 董事长毛泽东受到称赞。:china:
Obi-Swan Kenobi 24 May, 2021 @ 2:50pm 
Heimlich if you don't stop being so vile I'm calling the NASDAQ to tell them about your plans of domestic terrorism. :cozypoesad:
wacky af 23 May, 2021 @ 9:03pm 
:geniuscheese:
yiber 22 Dec, 2020 @ 6:07am 
Heimlich did not leave a single child of mine untouched, may he be damned to hell!
同志 Heimlich the Green Freak 9 Nov, 2020 @ 6:35pm 
bug skut
Obi-Swan Kenobi 16 Jul, 2020 @ 8:38pm 
Heimlich if you don't stop being so vile I'm calling NASA to tell them about your plans of domestic terrorism. :cozypoesad:
Russian660 16 Jul, 2020 @ 7:29pm 
Heimlich if you don't stop being so vile I'm calling the NSA to tell them about your plans of domestic terrorism. :chainsaw:
wacky af 25 Jun, 2020 @ 8:31pm 
I hate you. :rep1:
同志 Heimlich the Green Freak 4 Jun, 2020 @ 9:09pm 
Oh sumptuous human fleshlamp Reba, come hither and sup from me in my den of fornication.

As for the "righteous" detractors and defamers who only exacerbate my suffering and temporal agonies, I curse thee to experience the same contemptible horrors of my innermost pysche.

You insipid fools believe you are less wretched than I, the spawn of degeneracy, but you are to be pitied more than I. My most base desires I can fulfill with the snap of my antennae, and I fulfill them with every passing moment.
Obi-Swan Kenobi 3 Jun, 2020 @ 4:01pm 
Reba, your family and I miss you very much. Please come home. The rehab clinic called us and told us you torched the place and ran away. I want you to know we forgive you. Please don't turn back to such vile acts as laying with this insipid bastard bug. Turn back to the light, Reba, please for your own sake and all of ours.
wacky af 3 Jun, 2020 @ 1:28pm 
shut up Reba you harlot. this freak insect is responsible for innumerous vile and depraved actions of which god himself trembles in fear to think of.
Reba McEntire 26 May, 2020 @ 8:31pm 
I would very much like to have sex with you.
coconut 24 May, 2020 @ 5:48pm 
i hate this bug so much.
Obi-Swan Kenobi 23 May, 2020 @ 1:29am 
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Debauched, abhorrent beastie :cozypoesad: :spintires_mud:
wacky af 20 May, 2020 @ 8:35pm 
stop talking to me i know where you live you foul animal.
同志 Heimlich the Green Freak 20 May, 2020 @ 8:34pm 
Heimlich will sink his sopping juicy bug teeth directly into your throbbing veins. He will relish in your suffering and will digest you whole. Your insipid comments do nothing but fuel the flames of his rage.
Obi-Swan Kenobi 20 May, 2020 @ 8:34pm 
I bumped in to Heimlich the Green Freak in a back alley in American Samoa. He pinned me against the wall and whispered "I want to sprout my butterfly wings inside your rectal cavity." He then left me a bitter weeping mess in that back alley in American Samoa. I will never forget that day... :cozypoesad:
wacky af 20 May, 2020 @ 8:31pm 
shut up you disgusting freak of nature. how dare you speak to me.
同志 Heimlich the Green Freak 20 May, 2020 @ 8:30pm 
I desire the rat from Disney's Ratatouille carnally.
Obi-Swan Kenobi 20 May, 2020 @ 8:25pm 
you vile monster. I know you for who you truly are. stay away from my family you big ugly :cozypoesad:
wacky af 20 May, 2020 @ 8:13pm 
:pacifierMS: you want a binky you despicable creature of immorality
wacky af 11 May, 2020 @ 4:39pm 
𝐯𝐢𝐥𝐞, 𝐮𝐧𝐬𝐩𝐞𝐚𝐤𝐚𝐛𝐥𝐞 𝐛𝐮𝐠 :geniuscheese:
同志 Heimlich the Green Freak 4 May, 2020 @ 2:13pm 
You come into my place of sodomy and treat me like this.
Obi-Swan Kenobi 4 May, 2020 @ 2:04pm 
heimlich ass :cozypoesad:
coconut 12 Feb, 2020 @ 7:56pm 
heimlich ♥♥♥