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R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.
Avattu 16.11.2022 klo 10.51

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.
Avattu 27.11.2022 klo 3.25

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.
Avattu 12.11.2022 klo 13.00

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.
Avattu 28.11.2022 klo 14.08

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.
Avattu 27.11.2022 klo 4.14

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.
Avattu 30.11.2022 klo 12.56

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.
Avattu 27.11.2022 klo 3.32

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.
Avattu 27.11.2022 klo 11.34

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.
Avattu 27.11.2022 klo 13.23

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.
Avattu 28.11.2022 klo 15.31

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.
Avattu 29.11.2022 klo 7.27

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.
Avattu 30.11.2022 klo 16.04

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.
Avattu 2.12.2022 klo 14.58

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.
Avattu 15.12.2022 klo 10.03

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.
Avattu 29.11.2022 klo 17.25

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.
Avattu 5.12.2022 klo 16.02

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.
Avattu 29.11.2022 klo 6.41

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.
Avattu 28.11.2022 klo 14.08

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.
Avattu 7.12.2022 klo 14.29

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.
Avattu 29.11.2022 klo 6.38

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.
Avattu 14.12.2022 klo 15.57

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.
Avattu 9.12.2022 klo 16.37

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.
Avattu 27.11.2022 klo 3.35

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.
Avattu 27.11.2022 klo 12.03

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.
Avattu 30.11.2022 klo 11.12

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.
Avattu 14.12.2022 klo 15.21

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.
Avattu 14.12.2022 klo 14.32

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.
Avattu 28.11.2022 klo 15.29

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.
Avattu 29.11.2022 klo 7.06

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.
Avattu 12.12.2022 klo 13.42

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Avattu 16.12.2022 klo 11.10

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.
Avattu 28.11.2022 klo 15.05

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.
Avattu 30.11.2022 klo 13.11

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.
Avattu 16.12.2022 klo 13.32

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
Avattu 15.12.2022 klo 9.42

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)
Avattu 15.12.2022 klo 9.42

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.
Avattu 2.12.2022 klo 15.01

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.
Avattu 21.12.2022 klo 3.42

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.
Avattu 14.12.2022 klo 14.37

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.
Avattu 12.11.2022 klo 13.00

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.
Avattu 28.11.2022 klo 14.08

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.
Avattu 27.11.2022 klo 4.45

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.
Avattu 29.11.2022 klo 17.19

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.
Avattu 30.11.2022 klo 13.07

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Avattu 16.12.2022 klo 11.23

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.
Avattu 27.11.2022 klo 3.21

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.
Avattu 9.12.2022 klo 15.41

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.
Avattu 27.11.2022 klo 3.24

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.
Avattu 27.11.2022 klo 3.35

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.
Avattu 27.11.2022 klo 14.01

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.
Avattu 16.11.2022 klo 10.56

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.
Avattu 27.11.2022 klo 4.10

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.
Avattu 27.11.2022 klo 4.06

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.
Avattu 27.11.2022 klo 3.35

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.
Avattu 14.12.2022 klo 16.05

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.
Avattu 27.11.2022 klo 5.12

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.
Avattu 30.11.2022 klo 12.37

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.
Avattu 28.11.2022 klo 15.16

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.
Avattu 27.11.2022 klo 3.28

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.
Avattu 14.12.2022 klo 15.13

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.
Avattu 27.11.2022 klo 13.56

SCREW that game!

Found the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it.
Avattu 29.11.2022 klo 6.39

Found 'em faster than GWB

Discovered the hidden Taliban base.
Avattu 30.11.2022 klo 11.26

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.
Avattu 27.11.2022 klo 12.54

John Rambo'd!

Made a very long killing spree.
Avattu 30.11.2022 klo 12.23

Gary vs. The K. Man

Discovered the Gary vs. Krotchy arena during the Apocalypse.
Avattu 15.12.2022 klo 9.53

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!
Avattu 14.12.2022 klo 16.19

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.
Avattu 2.12.2022 klo 15.01

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.
Avattu 5.12.2022 klo 16.49

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.
Avattu 7.12.2022 klo 14.16

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.
Avattu 7.12.2022 klo 15.58

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.
Avattu 9.12.2022 klo 15.38

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.
Avattu 14.12.2022 klo 12.30

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.
Avattu 22.12.2022 klo 11.05

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.
Avattu 24.12.2022 klo 15.17

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
Avattu 25.12.2022 klo 9.38

Ape Gape

Escaped the Animal Control Center with all monkeys alive.
Avattu 22.12.2022 klo 11.12

Dick Message

Wasted no time with the Wise Wang.
Avattu 22.12.2022 klo 11.14

PooMasher

Bought the toilet paper instead of stealing it.
Avattu 22.12.2022 klo 1.29

Hobo Sexual

Collected money for charity without stealing from Zack Ward.
Avattu 22.12.2022 klo 8.24

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.
Avattu 7.12.2022 klo 15.12

Ode to Eddings

Deactivated all of the Vend-A-Cure XJ-2 units.
Avattu 22.12.2022 klo 9.33

Ladies Love Cake

Defeated your hateful ex-wife with delicious cake.
Avattu 22.12.2022 klo 8.35

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.
Avattu 9.12.2022 klo 16.04

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.
Avattu 12.12.2022 klo 16.32

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.
Avattu 9.12.2022 klo 13.00

You Snow Nothing John Blow

Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.
Avattu 9.12.2022 klo 15.59

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.
Avattu 28.11.2022 klo 14.43

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!
Avattu 27.11.2022 klo 4.25