smelly man

The other day I played fortnite for 78 hours straight. And on that faithful hour 78 I got a victory royale. I got so excited that i SCREAMED, and all the Windows within a 500 kilometre radius shattered. I started oozing testosterone out of my pours and I started to run directly through houses like bullets. I started juggling cars and I even threw one at an airplane, killing all 7 people inside. I ran all the way from rural Kenya to NYC in 20 minutes and I picked up the empire state building with ONE HAND. The police shot at me and tased me but I didn't even feel a thing, it gave me even MORE POWERs UNLIMITED POWERRRRRR. I threw the empire state building out of the earths atmosphere and 400 hours later it began plummeting to the earths surface.

Open weeb +rep

Trash at cs

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Hey, sorry i saw your profile and i just thought you looked cute in your picture. ((i really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why it's a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and if anything ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches, lol. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirtring i swear im just trying to be friendly i really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy i don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk you look really nice and fun xxx