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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2024 @ 1:19pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2024 @ 2:29pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2024 @ 4:24am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2024 @ 8:20am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2024 @ 1:26pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2024 @ 7:02am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2024 @ 2:00pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2024 @ 10:08am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2024 @ 9:11am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2024 @ 9:36am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2024 @ 12:35pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2024 @ 7:51am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2024 @ 12:02pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2024 @ 12:37pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2024 @ 12:45pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2024 @ 12:55pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2024 @ 1:14pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2024 @ 1:33pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2024 @ 5:25am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2024 @ 1:14pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2024 @ 3:18pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2024 @ 6:38am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2024 @ 2:03pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2024 @ 9:40am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2024 @ 9:40am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2024 @ 9:40am

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2024 @ 1:19pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2024 @ 1:20pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2024 @ 1:38pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2024 @ 2:47pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2024 @ 5:19am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2024 @ 12:26pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2024 @ 12:30pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2024 @ 1:09pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2024 @ 2:47pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2024 @ 12:45pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2024 @ 1:20pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2024 @ 12:37pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2024 @ 1:39pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2024 @ 5:10am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2024 @ 12:48pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2024 @ 1:50pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2024 @ 7:42am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2024 @ 1:21pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2024 @ 7:17am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2024 @ 4:32pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2024 @ 1:01pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2024 @ 3:48am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2024 @ 1:14pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2024 @ 7:27am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2024 @ 12:45pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2024 @ 11:22am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2024 @ 1:14pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2024 @ 4:25pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2024 @ 12:03pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2024 @ 4:32pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2024 @ 10:09am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2024 @ 9:36am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2024 @ 7:38am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2024 @ 3:17pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2024 @ 4:20am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2024 @ 3:15pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2024 @ 3:15pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2024 @ 4:01pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2024 @ 1:21pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2024 @ 4:37am

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2024 @ 7:57am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2024 @ 5:03am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2024 @ 1:09pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2024 @ 7:28am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2024 @ 2:12pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2024 @ 7:17am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2024 @ 6:30am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2024 @ 10:38am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2024 @ 12:02pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2024 @ 3:09am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2024 @ 4:37pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2024 @ 12:02pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2024 @ 6:45am

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2024 @ 9:43am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2024 @ 9:40am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2024 @ 4:32pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2024 @ 8:53am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2024 @ 6:09am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2024 @ 4:25pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 4:16am

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 2:11pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2024 @ 10:38am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2024 @ 3:03pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2024 @ 4:24pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2024 @ 10:21am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2024 @ 3:27pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2024 @ 10:16am

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2024 @ 6:36am

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 4:15pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2024 @ 3:25pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2024 @ 3:25pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 4:27am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2024 @ 3:28pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 3:22am

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 8:23am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2024 @ 7:17am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2024 @ 4:24pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2024 @ 4:23pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2024 @ 9:37am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2024 @ 6:10am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2024 @ 7:51am

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2024 @ 12:15pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2024 @ 12:22pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2024 @ 4:41pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2024 @ 9:36am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2024 @ 7:51am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2024 @ 12:56pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2024 @ 1:21pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2024 @ 2:34pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 8:15am

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 2:12pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 7:46am

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2024 @ 12:15pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2024 @ 7:02am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2024 @ 5:21am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2024 @ 7:11am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2024 @ 7:10am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2024 @ 11:53am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2024 @ 8:57am

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2024 @ 1:13pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2024 @ 1:56pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2024 @ 3:11pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2024 @ 3:55pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2024 @ 4:16pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 3:16am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2024 @ 3:51am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2024 @ 4:24pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2024 @ 12:35pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2024 @ 12:56pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2024 @ 7:49am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2024 @ 10:06am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2024 @ 8:24am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2024 @ 10:14am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2024 @ 11:58am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2024 @ 12:22pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2024 @ 12:34pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2024 @ 2:23pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2024 @ 4:01pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 4:49am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2024 @ 9:40am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2024 @ 10:50am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 8:27am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 8:27am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 8:27am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 4:26pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 4:26pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 4:26pm

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 5:25am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2024 @ 12:28pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2024 @ 1:36pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2024 @ 7:37am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2024 @ 6:28am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2024 @ 11:22am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2024 @ 9:37am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2024 @ 2:29pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2024 @ 1:51pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2024 @ 4:23pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2024 @ 10:14am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2024 @ 5:09am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2024 @ 5:12am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2024 @ 3:51am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2024 @ 4:41pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2024 @ 3:45am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2024 @ 7:04am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2024 @ 11:43am

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2024 @ 12:21pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2024 @ 12:33pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2024 @ 4:41pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 2:35pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 2:20pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 2:11pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 2:49pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 2:35pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 2:50pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 2:49pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 4:35am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 7:38am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 5:29am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 7:38am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 7:41am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 7:42am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2024 @ 9:40am

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2024 @ 6:28am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2024 @ 6:10am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2024 @ 12:22pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2024 @ 12:33pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2024 @ 1:21pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2024 @ 6:10am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2024 @ 3:29pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2024 @ 12:17pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2024 @ 12:34pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2024 @ 1:33pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2024 @ 4:01pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 3:08am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 2:31pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 2:35pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 2:56pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 8:15am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2024 @ 12:53pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2024 @ 2:10pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 3:26am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 8:14am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 2:41pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 3:04pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 6:10am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 7:42am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2024 @ 3:17pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2024 @ 6:36am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2024 @ 3:44am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2024 @ 11:11am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2024 @ 4:57am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2024 @ 10:50am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2024 @ 11:12am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2024 @ 12:15pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2024 @ 12:56pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2024 @ 3:26pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 8:14am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 9:55am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2024 @ 6:30am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2024 @ 10:46am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2024 @ 3:08am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 2:37pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2024 @ 4:06pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2024 @ 12:56pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 7:36am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2024 @ 2:34pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2024 @ 12:13pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2024 @ 12:24pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2024 @ 12:56pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2024 @ 3:47pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2024 @ 4:01pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 7:25am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 2:35pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 2:44pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 3:24pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 6:57am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 7:41am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2024 @ 5:11am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2024 @ 5:27am

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2024 @ 7:28am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2024 @ 3:08am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2024 @ 3:47am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2024 @ 1:17pm

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2024 @ 3:08am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 11:03am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 2:18pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 2:25pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 2:37pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 2:51pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 6:57am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 7:48am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 7:49am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2024 @ 1:15pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2024 @ 3:24pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2024 @ 4:12pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 4:49am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 2:34pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 2:37pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 3:14pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 6:57am

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 7:45am

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 7:45am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 7:45am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 7:49am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 5:55am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 7:49am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 7:40am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 7:38am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 7:43am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 7:49am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 7:48am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 8:16am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 9:51am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 9:53am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 9:47am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 9:51am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 9:58am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 9:59am

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2024 @ 8:28am

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 15 Jan @ 10:20am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2024 @ 10:25am

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2024 @ 11:04am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2024 @ 11:22am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2024 @ 12:36pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2024 @ 12:13pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2024 @ 4:01pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 2:33pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 3:04pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 7:42am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 7:49am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 4:03am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 7:43am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 10:09am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2024 @ 4:57am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2024 @ 4:01pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 2:35pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 4:30pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 4:49am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 2:28pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 2:35pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 2:58pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 4:15pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 7:38am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 7:41am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 7:43am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 7:56am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 8:08am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 8:17am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 9:43am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 9:49am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 2:59pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 4:30pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 6:57am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 7:45am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 7:45am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 7:47am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 7:49am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 7:49am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 9:42am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 9:49am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 9:53am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 11:03am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 11:29am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 7:36am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 7:41am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 7:41am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 7:44am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 8:31am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 9:46am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 9:58am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 10:11am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2024 @ 11:53am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2024 @ 12:14pm

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2024 @ 11:03am

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 1:59pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 9:39am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 9:39am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 11:45am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 11:45am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2024 @ 6:28am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 8:28am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 9:40am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 11:18am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 12:07pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 12:53pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2024 @ 6:57am

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2024 @ 8:46am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 7:50am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 7:42am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 7:39am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 7:42am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 7:43am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 7:56am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 8:00am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 8:17am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 9:44am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 9:53am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 11:03am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 11:06am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 11:26am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 12:04pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 12:13pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2024 @ 7:49am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2024 @ 6:39am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2024 @ 12:22pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2024 @ 4:18pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 2:35pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 6:57am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 7:43am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 8:28am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 11:03am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 12:00pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 12:52pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 5:01am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 7:44am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 10:22am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 9:41am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 1:17pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 7:56am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2024 @ 4:18am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2024 @ 1:20pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2024 @ 12:13pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2024 @ 4:01pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 2:35pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 4:30pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 7:45am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 8:17am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 9:54am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 11:26am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 12:20pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2024 @ 6:59am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 2:25pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 7:49am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 10:34am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 9:48am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 9:52am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 11:47am

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2024 @ 5:56am

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2024 @ 7:09am

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2024 @ 2:02pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2024 @ 6:28am

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2024 @ 3:04pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2024 @ 6:44am

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked 28 Jan @ 5:05am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 4:14pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 11:54am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 12:20pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 1:34pm

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2024 @ 12:22pm

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 4:38pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2024 @ 3:04pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 11:03am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 8:00am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 7:49am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 7:50am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 8:17am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 9:42am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 9:50am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 11:03am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 11:25am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 11:33am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 12:03pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 12:07pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 12:37pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 1:34pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2024 @ 6:59am

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2024 @ 7:07am

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2024 @ 8:11am

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2024 @ 6:39am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2024 @ 4:59am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 8:28am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 9:49am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 9:54am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 11:03am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 11:05am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 12:02pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 12:04pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 12:20pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 12:37pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2024 @ 6:15am

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2024 @ 7:00am

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2024 @ 7:13am

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2024 @ 2:08pm

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2024 @ 8:11am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2024 @ 6:09am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2024 @ 1:33pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 7:25am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 3:04pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 7:42am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 8:04am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 9:46am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 11:06am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 12:10pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2024 @ 6:49am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2024 @ 2:07pm

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 28 Jan @ 4:13am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 2:33pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 7:50am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 12:00pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 7:25am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 7:49am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2024 @ 4:06pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 5:08am

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2024 @ 6:34am

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2024 @ 7:44am

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2024 @ 2:10pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2024 @ 12:43pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2024 @ 1:02pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2024 @ 12:26pm

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 12:10pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 8:38am

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 8:38am

Speed baking III

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 15 minutes.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 8:38am

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2024 @ 6:52am

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2024 @ 6:31am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2024 @ 12:15pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 3:26am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 2:35pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 7:40am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 7:48am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 9:44am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 11:03am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 11:04am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 1:34pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2024 @ 7:26am

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2024 @ 4:11am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 2:35pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 7:50am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 12:03pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 9:53am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 11:04am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 11:04am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 11:04am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 12:02pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 12:13pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 12:53pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2024 @ 6:16am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2024 @ 7:00am

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2024 @ 7:10am

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2024 @ 2:00pm

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2024 @ 8:11am

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2024 @ 3:47am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 4:33am

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2024 @ 3:25pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 11:04am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 11:03am

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2024 @ 2:11pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2024 @ 6:28am

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2024 @ 12:02pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2024 @ 3:27pm

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 12:22pm

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2024 @ 3:53pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2024 @ 3:15pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 2:35pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 4:16am

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 7:45am

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 8:15am

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 9:55am

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 11:03am

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 12:53pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2024 @ 6:57am

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2024 @ 8:46am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 2:50pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 8:16am

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 12:04pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 11:03am

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 11:38am

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 12:11pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 12:20pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 1:17pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2024 @ 6:16am

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2024 @ 7:07am

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2024 @ 1:59pm

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2024 @ 4:41am

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2024 @ 12:22pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2024 @ 1:11pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 2:35pm

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2024 @ 3:19pm



Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
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