I played Valheim with this guy. I put my heart and soul into building a base for us; nay, a civilization. I even crafted him a room in our house with a bed and everything. I woke up every morning gazing longingly at it imagining him rustling awake, yawning with his arms stretched high, and ready to tackle the day's challenges together with me as a family! :'[

Every day I prayed he'd join me and every day it didn't happen.

He gets a 10 out of 10 for NOT playing Valheim with me and a 0 out of 10 for playing Valheim with me.