Hey Mr. Daniel

After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was ♥♥♥. Don't trust this guy.

ur ♥♥♥

this offends me as a vegan environmentalist transgender atheist who vapes and crossfits 4 times a week and I'm also a male feminist prius driver who identifies himself as a pastafarian apache helicopter dog mega multi combo god of hyper death and if you don't agree with me you're an ignorant arrogant globaphobic sexist ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ricer

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