Some say his heart ticks like a watch, and that he's confused by stairs...

Some say he isn’t machine washable, and all his potted plants are called ‘Steve’...

Some say that he’s seen The Lion King 1,780 times, and that his second best friend is a Cape Buffalo...

Some say his droppings have been found as far north as York, and that he has a full size tattoo of his face, on his face...

Some say he contains 47% horse, and that to concentrate more on his work here he has resigned this week from his other job in Rome...

Some say that he breaks into people’s houses at night and leaves two mysterious extra keys in a kitchen drawer, and that as a result of buying Pirelli condoms this week, he now has seventeen children...

All we know is he's called the Stig.