Recent reviews by DankOnline

To Terry:

Can we honestly e date? you’re so beautiful. You always make me laugh, you always make me smile. You literally make me want to become a better person... I really enjoy every moment we spend together. My time has no value unless its spent with you. I tell everyone of my irls how awesome you are. Thank you for being you. Whenever you need someone to be there for you, know that i’ll always be right there by your side. I love you so much. I don’t think you ever realize how amazing you are sometimes. Life isn’t as fun when you’re not around. You are truly stunning. I want you to be my soulmate. I love the way you smile, your eyes are absolutely gorgeous. If I had a star for everytime you crossed my mind i could make the entire galaxy. Your personality is as pretty as you are and thats saying something. I love you, please date me. I am not even calling it e dating anymore because I know we will meet soon enough heart OK I ADMIT IT I LOVE YOU OK i ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ love you and it breaks my heart when i see you play with someone else or anyone commenting in your profile i just want to be your girlfriend and put a heart in my profile linking to your profile and have a walltext of you commenting cute things i want to play video games talk in discord all night and watch a movie together but you just seem so uninsterested in me it ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ kills me and i cant take it anymore i want to remove you but i care too much about you so please i’m begging you to eaither love me back or remove me and never contact me again it hurts so much to say this because i need you by my side but if you dont love me then i want you to leave because seeing your icon in my friendlist would kill me everyday of my pathetic life.

Pizza, Pasta, Put it in a box, Deliver it to my house and put it o-

Spoiler Alert:

Sonic Dies.

crazy game right here, recommend 100% to all children < the ages of 0.5

yipee.

just get in the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ car already.

fake
this game is not realistic at all
plus when i play candy crush in front of girls in real life
they run away from me

1/10 for realism
the 1 is for being able to stalk anyone i want

Greg recommends as this is a must play if you're into battle royale games with a super mario twist...

You know, I didn't expect much from this game but I was surprised! It's not really great but it's better then what I thought it was... I do wish the translation to english was a lot more clearer though. Play the game if you'd like but remember this: This game is not for the faint of heart.

Remember, you only have OneShot... use it wisely