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1,075.2 hrs on record (855.4 hrs at review time)
Practically the only game I ever play anymore. And I'd never really liked roguelikes or strategy games before this. I leave the game on a lot by accident, but I have still spent a couple hundred hours playing it. It is good for playing and watching youtube or listening to music at the same time.
Posted 4 July, 2019.
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2 people found this review helpful
28.8 hrs on record (28.8 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
I bought this game years ago. I saw the art of the terrain and was sold. It looked so cool and promising! But it was so unfinished, I waited and waited and it just got worse and worse. Most mechanics they promised aren't there, and the mechanics they do have are broken. The game has now been totally abandoned. The main "gameplay" is destroying/flattening the terrain to build houses on, and digging up "treasure." Fighting is a joke, upgrading is a joke, the characters glitch out and don't do what you say half the time. Overall this is just 22cans laughing in the face of the people who trusted and backed them early on. THIS GAME IS WHY EVERYONE HATES EARLY ACCESS
Posted 29 September, 2016.
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3 people found this review helpful
0.7 hrs on record
I wanted to like this game. The art is cute and the idea is promising, but in the end it is a repetitive text based game with limited branching. After I played it once, I felt no want to try for the other endings at all.

I suggest buying it on a steep sale if you do.
Posted 29 September, 2016.
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9.6 hrs on record (8.6 hrs at review time)
Pros: entertaining local multiplayer, lots of opprotunities to screw over your friends
Cons: online matching is terrible, no key re-mapping, single player isn't great
Overall, good if you like Tetris, stacking things, harassing your friends, or their mobile game 99 Bricks.
Posted 29 September, 2016.
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4.4 hrs on record (3.0 hrs at review time)
Marvin's Mittens is a very enjoyable and relaxing game about (idealized) childhood. Stunning environmental art and ingenius level-design work together to create a magical wonderland to explore. The game is short, I finished it with 90+% of the collectables in just under 3 hours, but definitely worth the purchase.
Posted 31 December, 2015. Last edited 31 January, 2016.
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47.3 hrs on record (18.9 hrs at review time)
Awesome lighthearted competitive fun. It has the fun of racing games but without the racing. The cars are pretty highly customizable, which I like.
Posted 12 July, 2015.
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4.2 hrs on record
I love this game, though I encourage getting it and the sequel on sale, since they are both pretty short. The humor is charming and unique, and much of it focuses on the horridly bland world of Small-Town Minnesota, (and goverment spending). The puzzles themselves are quite easy, but that for me didn't take much away. There are some jump-scares in this game, so be prepared!

A must have for any Minnesotan.
Posted 22 December, 2014. Last edited 31 January, 2016.
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