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The Military-Industrial Complex hungers

Detroit 2013 Simulator

Pretty fun

God I want Kasumi to step on me.

Scroll up and look at the release date for Dark Souls II: Scholar of the First Sin. April 1st, 2015. FromSoftware really wanted to bring out as much as they could in this game, so they released it on April fools just to show everyone how much of a joke this game is.

My Grandfather smoked his whole life. I was about 10 years old when my mother said to him, "If you ever want to see your grandchildren graduate, you have to stop immediately." Tears welled up in his eyes when he realized what exactly was at stake. He gave it up immediately. Three years later he died of lung cancer. It was really sad and destroyed me. My mother said to me—"Don't ever smoke. Please don't put your family through what your Grandfather put us through." I agreed. At 28, I have never touched a cigarette. I must say, I feel a very slight sense of regret for never having done it, because this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ game gave me cancer anyway.

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The addition of just a single mechanic added so much complexity and depth to the game; the last chamber required some big brain thinking. It's amazing that this was thought up and made by just one person, and it would be even more amazing to see more levels that push this new mechanic to its limits.

Steam

それは違うよ