There once was a man named Robert Nygren...

Robert isn't just some ordinary man with a regular 9-5 job, oh no.
He was an employe of Gotlandshem, an elite group of highly educated people from all over the world.
People like Stephen Hawking, Albert EInstein and Dwayne the Rock Johnson are some of the notable names on the list.

Now Robert was an employe, like I've already mentioned, but he was THE employe.
The employe of all employe. Sort of like the ring in those movies whatever they were called.

It is said that Robert's dad worked at microsoft, and could ask him to ban whomever he chose.
This led to imense power right from the get go, and he took full advantage of it.
He has mastered several things like cooking, fighting and flying. For example; he can cook minute rice in 58 seconds, his punches are so strong that your great grandchildren would feel it, he once taught an airplane how to make best use of its wings. He is also a really good driver, and is the inspiration for Ryan Goslings character in Drive.

So now you maybe able to tell just how special Robert is, and why you shouldn't use his name in vain, and whenever you cross paths with him, consider yourself lucky, because as a wise man once said qoute "You only get one chance like this in your lifetime" unquote.

There is so much more to say about this incredible man, but the human mind can't comprehend all the details, so this will have to suffice.

I hope you've enjoyed learning about Robert as much as I've enjoyed documenting his journey. If we could all be a little more like Robert, the world would be a better place..