Progresul realizărilor lui Daggert [AW] pentru POSTAL 2

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Obținută la 25 febr. 2019 la 14:18

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Obținută la 25 febr. 2019 la 14:26

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Obținută la 25 febr. 2019 la 14:47

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Obținută la 27 febr. 2019 la 14:48

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Obținută la 27 febr. 2019 la 13:01

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Obținută la 26 febr. 2019 la 16:29

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Obținută la 27 febr. 2019 la 15:06

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Obținută la 27 febr. 2019 la 18:59

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Obținută la 1 mart. 2019 la 21:42

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Obținută la 10 mart. 2019 la 14:04

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

Obținută la 20 ian. 2020 la 13:38

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Obținută la 27 febr. 2019 la 15:28

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Obținută la 28 febr. 2019 la 15:47

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Obținută la 10 mart. 2019 la 14:34

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Obținută la 13 apr. 2019 la 12:39

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Obținută la 25 febr. 2019 la 14:48

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

Obținută la 10 mart. 2019 la 13:55

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Obținută la 20 ian. 2020 la 16:48

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Obținută la 25 febr. 2019 la 16:39

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Obținută la 10 mart. 2019 la 13:59

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Obținută la 28 febr. 2019 la 15:56

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Obținută la 3 mart. 2019 la 9:10

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

Obținută la 31 ian. 2020 la 17:50

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Obținută la 25 febr. 2019 la 14:26

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Obținută la 28 febr. 2019 la 15:30

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Obținută la 27 febr. 2019 la 19:17

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Obținută la 28 febr. 2019 la 15:30

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Obținută la 10 mart. 2019 la 14:45

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Obținută la 25 febr. 2019 la 14:39

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Obținută la 26 febr. 2019 la 16:32

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

Obținută la 25 febr. 2019 la 17:07

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Obținută la 25 febr. 2019 la 14:41

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Obținută la 28 febr. 2019 la 15:18

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Obținută la 25 febr. 2019 la 14:49

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Obținută la 21 febr. 2022 la 22:10

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Obținută la 4 mart. 2019 la 2:30

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.

Obținută la 21 febr. 2022 la 21:58

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Obținută la 27 febr. 2019 la 15:08

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!

Obținută la 27 febr. 2019 la 13:28

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Obținută la 18 ian. 2020 la 19:09

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Obținută la 20 ian. 2020 la 14:44

Ape Gape

Escaped the Animal Control Center with all monkeys alive.

Obținută la 18 ian. 2020 la 18:06

Hobo Sexual

Collected money for charity without stealing from Zack Ward.

Obținută la 20 ian. 2020 la 16:45

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.

Obținută la 31 ian. 2020 la 18:30

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.

Obținută la 3 mart. 2019 la 9:16

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!

Obținută la 25 febr. 2022 la 17:06

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

21 / 30

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

4 / 30

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

2 / 10

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

2 / 10

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

0 / 30

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

4 / 20

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

13 / 30

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

570 / 5,000

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

16 / 30