Recent reviews by a murder of about 3 crows

Terrible memory leaks make the game unplayable for even a few minutes, don't buy until it's fixed.

EDIT: Most of the issues were fixed literally minutes after posting this review, but servers with 8+ players will still lag horribly no matter what hardware you play on.

Game is good but you may need to serverhop if the one you're in gets too big.

Don't even buy it on sale, it's not worth your $2.49. Just listen to the amazing soundtrack on youtube for free.
Or better yet- Buy Selaco with your money. It's just this but better in every way.

The movement seems good on paper, but in practice its too weightless and random. If you're performing a slide, dive or wall-run enemies will always miss, but these moves are so fast and floaty you end up ping-ponging around rooms in every direction but where you want to go.
You can mash the kick button to climb walls, but your characters armor (which for some reason is fully rendered during a kick) clips through your camera and blocks your screen.. Which shakes and pans in every direction while doing this. It alerts most enemies on the map and usually sends you away from the wall anyways, so it's pretty useless.

The weapon is actually pretty good That being the Mac-10, nothing else really does enough damage while being accurate enough to kill anyone beyond a point-blank range. But the Mac-10 is actually really fun to use while you're being sent from wall to wall.

Graphically, which I have saved to the end as this is more subjective. It is abhorrent. Reflections on everything everywhere, blooms and lens-flare on everything even vaguely emitting light with gigantic muzzle-flashes blinding you and your character. Enemies have red highlights on them visible through walls but with how much ♥♥♥♥ is constantly flashing and going on you will never see them coming. Considering 2010 was roughly 10 years ago, you would assume we would have learned something in the way of making games fun to play and readable..

Again: this is not even worth $2.49 and certainly not $25 lol. If you want the ost, listen to it for free on youtube. If you want a quality game in a similar style? Buy Selaco.

gorbinos quest is downright the greatest thing i have ever seen, it has graced my eyes and touched my grappendix like no other i can feel the cruelty coming inside me

Unless you have a time machine and can go back to release, don't buy this. You're going against people who have played since the tech-test and stand zero chance.

hey micheal, vsauce here.
where.. are your generators?

me everytime after the lobotomy 😂

i'd play more but i'm too exhausted to even plug in my microphone

I came fighting gabriel because he called me a mere object

In the wake of VALVe's slumber, we will never get another game series like Portal ever again.

The puzzles, the writing, the visuals, everything perfectly mixes together to make one of the greatest puzzle games (and contender for just "greatest game") ever made.

We will miss VALVe.

11 year old game, subtitles still don't work.