I'm pretending this is big 'ol juicy pair of titties i'm signing <3

This reminds me of guys who hit on girls at the gym. ffs leave 'em alone and let them get their gains. If they wanna talk, they will approach you, otherwise it's just cringe watching girls leave the gym early to get away from some dude! So sorry about guys on the internet! I'm different though, if you're looking for someone to chat to, I'd be happy to teach you the ropes sometime!

signed by someone that doesn't have what it takes...

+rep Smokes bathroom 90% of the time

Signed by Flickky :)

I think you might be the one. The one to look after me and my kids, the one I can call daddy, the one to sexually please me, the one that will spank me, the one I wil call daddy.