Jacob, my beautiful man. Leeme just say that I received your message a minute ago it made my day. Hilarious. <3
Now to the good part. Stumbled upon one quote, which made me think of you: You might be much farther ahead if you stopped sleeping on yourself. -- Pat Junior.
Honestly, that's you. You just need to believe in yourself a lil bit more, like I do. You're amazing, and you know it. The world is yours if you want it to be. You know, maybe Batman is actually you here? I love you, man. Thank you for enduring me all those years - I'm grateful for our connection.

and yes, Normal Christmas to you as well. Stay glorious, dude.

Life is like the best video game ever, it has amazing graphics, infinite amounts of levels, a huge map and this ridiculous great freedom. I just needed to pick up the controller. -- Pieter Levels

Merry Glorious Christmas, my dude! Pick that damn controller up.