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Oreosu 25 Jul, 2024 @ 10:42pm 
Fly high man, may you rest in peace.
Zrek Zeter 15 Jul, 2024 @ 5:35am 
Rest easy, see you on the other side.
Epi. 23 Jan, 2023 @ 4:25am 
GONG XI ♥♥♥♥ CAI 😩‼️ IT'S THE YEAR OF THE RABBIT 🐰🐰🐰💦💦💦💦. You know what that means you qipao SLUTS 👘👀 Its time to show AHGONG👲🏻👲🏻👴🏻👴🏻 your PHATTEST oranges 🍊🍊🍊😜😜😜 And get some THICCC HONGBAOS ㊗️💰🈵‼️Get your love letters 💕💕 ready for some of your 大哥's BIG 肉干 🍖🥓🥓🍗🍗nd text your closest BUNNY SLUTS 📱📱💃💃 to come visiting 🏡💦🏡💦🏡💦 Send this to 8️⃣8️⃣ of your most SUPERSTITIOUS SLUTS 💰💰🙊🙊 and get a sexy LION DANCE 🐲🐲💃💃 this CNY‼️‼️‼️ If you get 0️⃣-3️⃣ of these back, you won't get to enjoy any of that 大肉干 If you get 4️⃣-7️⃣of these back ur 年年有 👉👌🍆🍆💦😩💦😩 If you get more than8️⃣back your flat chinese ass 😶😶😶will be screaming HUAT AH tonight ♨️♨️🈵🈵
Salaoe 20 Oct, 2021 @ 11:03am 
Super Idol的笑容 都没你的甜 八月正午的阳光 都没你耀眼 热爱105°C的你 滴滴清纯的蒸馏水

Epi. 2 Aug, 2021 @ 9:24pm 
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human ♥♥♥♥♥, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood.
Epi. 2 Aug, 2021 @ 9:24pm 
With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human ♥♥♥♥. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take ♥♥♥♥ all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more