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🍖 * 🍇 * ⚡ * 🌳 * 🍆 * 🌳 * 🐝 * 🏀 * 🌏 * 💃 * 🥞 * 🥒 * 📕 * 👃 * 🐳 * 🚙
ㅤ* The best thing about living at the beach is that you only have ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ on three sides of you.
ㅤ* Why do you need a driver’s license to buy liquor when you can’t drink and drive?
ㅤ* A man goes into a pub with a newt sitting on his shoulder.
"That's a nice newt", says the landlord, "What's he called?"
"Tiny", replies the man.
"Why's that?" asks the landlord.
"Because he's my newt", says the man.
📗 * 👳 * 🍧 * 🌸 * 📒 * 💚 * 🎈 * 🚘 * 🥗 * 🍇 * 🌋 * 🚕 * 🌂 * 🔋 * 🍆 * 👑
ㅤㅤㅤㅤ teehee!
(☆*✦ℳerry ℭhristmas & A ℋappy New 20!8✦ *☆ )
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