Recent reviews by crashosaurus

Asphalt Legends Unite, 10/10: great game. i first played it on mobile i while ago, but i havent played it a bit after that, and had to uninstall it cause it couldnt update or smth. then i found it on steam, and wanted to get it, and i made a lot more progress then mobile. even played it at the arcade a few times. gameplay is very fun, the nitro is cool, and you can wreck cars by doing 360s. very great game, would recommend :steamthumbsup:

Asphalt 8 Airborne, 8/10: is enjoyable. recently got a new Infiniti. you cant upgrade cars with credits tho, and theres a lot of different currentcies, so its a little more intense than Asphalt Unite. there are also no shockwaves, which is sad, cuz that was the most fun part of Asphalt Unite. thats kinda it.


Asphalt Xtreme, 0/10: two words: netflix account. sucks, cuz two days after i uninstalled netflix, i saw Asphalt Xtreme and was interested in it, but i had to get a netflix account, and i hate netflix. theres a reason why we dont use netflix.

4/10. i mean, the gameplay is mostly fun, summits are a little frustrating for me but they give special rewards sooo... most races are cool epacaly the motorflix ones, cars and vanity is cool as well. but thats it. heres the bad stuff. its created by possibly the worst company in the ENTIRE world omg, physics suck, sometimes have problems launching the game, it needs ubisoft connect, not many dlcs, no other way to get crew credits you just have to buy them with money, upgrading is not as fun as upgrading in forza, race creator is incredibly boring, theres not many exotic cars, cant disable main menu music, cant change colors of stock rims on cars, rally raid races abslolutly suck, you cant buy upgrade parts, getting in and out of the pause menu takes a little too long, and after unpausing it unfades to black and i sometimes crash my car because of that, theres not much too do in this game anymore, foresberg cars are not as customizeable. overall, i still play this game everyday and even do enjoy it, but ubisoft, MAKE BETTER GAMES. final freaking words.

edit: i uninstalled this game and no longer play it anymore. it is now 2/10 for me, and now thinking about it, this game was heavily inspired by need for speed payback. replayable missions, highly customizable cars, drag races where you need to shift gears, stuff that your "forced" to pay for with real money, just to get vanity items, and so much more. game. is. trash.

very great game. its honestly better than wilson chronicles. although the part where you see your "father" die is the worst ending ive ever seen. its a very well made game. should give it a try.

took me 2.4 hrs to beat this game. would i ever recommend such a short game? of course! why wouldnt i? game is awsome! also just as good as snowdrop esc.

stuck YET AGAIN. the game is just as good as snowdrop esc, but i would say its less chill than snowdrop esc. i really love the game, just good

EDIT: im no longer stuck

this is one of my favorites. of course im stuck, but i made it thru a lot and its really REALLY good. i very much recommend it.

i havent beat the game yet, cuz im stuck (of course), but the game is very good! idk why but this game also gives me vibes of goat simulator waste of space dlc. i also wish the voice lines were in english.

(beta review!) this game is good. has some design flaws, but its fine. id recommend puting in custom dialog, especially for the hecu, but the game is great!

best dang mod you can find. thank you Breadman, for making this game. it was worth it! one of my most favorite parts was the challenges. rare seeing challenges in a half life mod. and the fact that you play as a cmb elite is cool.

game sucks. it sucks so bad that i literally had to noclip to progress. 2/10