Some alternate names I wish I used for my username are: Buttstuff Werewolf, Kevin McChalistor, Shasta McNasty, Greg Powerstone, Lego MyEggo, Mr. ♥♥♥♥ E. Byrd, Jurassic Fart, Optimus Rhyme, Lasertag Lester, Just Griff, and finally I’m Here For The Ham.