"I pledge my valor and my seed,
To champion pleasure in every deed.
With honor and with passion true,
I vow to spread joy, ere I'm through.

In realms of intimacy, I'll strive,
To ensure satisfaction's alive.
With every thrust, I shall defend,
The rights of ecstasy, from end to end.

I'll honor boundaries, and consent uphold,
In every venture, as I unfold.
For the Cüm Crusade, I take my stand,
With ardor and respect, hand in hand.

In the name of bliss, I shall fight,
For climax and euphoria's delight.
So hear me now, as I proclaim,
I am a Cüm Crusader, forever in flame."